About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]

How to survive The Twins!

How to survive The Twins, Hoodie et Masky! (if they ever are about to kill you)

Le Hooded Dude

1. Yell: "THE OPERATOR!!", point to something behind him and run away.
But run quickly.

He has gun. Gun no good.

2. Wear bullet proved shit.
Be bullet proved shit!

Y'see, bullet proved shit is very important in here.

3. Don't offer him cheesecake.
Srsly, that shit's pissing off everyone.

4. Take Tim's pills and replace them with.. Funnier pills.

Have fun watching the show.

5. Keep wrenches, guns and everything else that can be used as a weapon away from him.

After all, it's for your sake!

Le Masked Man

1. No cheesecake.
Cheesecake bad. Very bad.

2. Break his leg with a block of cement. Afterwards: run for your fucking life.

3. Ask someone to tackle Tim and hold him down for a sec; slip some funny pills into his mouth and make him swallow them.

Lock him into a room with the drugge- funny Brian.

Enjoy the yaoi. c:

4. Don't burn his house down!
Take Alex as an example.

Well, that fucker died. After burning Tim's house down.

See the connection?

5. Never fuck him up.
Like, have you seen what he did to Alex when the dude was tied to a chair?

Srsly, dude, don't mess with Timman!