About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]

How to survive as Jessica

How to survive as that girl that looks like Sarah but isn't Sarah and that I almost forgot! (tho she didn't die)

1. Stay away from your roommate's boyfriend, Alex. He no good.

Also he wanted to God damn shoot you! WHY DID YOU TRUST HIM, ANYWAY?!

2. Stay away from Jay. He trusted Alex as well.

Also, his stupidness is infectious. I am sure of that! 

(I wonder how many people think that I hate him :'D)

3. Wear bullet proved shit.

See, you always need that! (and if you have money for hotel rooms, you have money for bullet proved shit as well.)

4. Kick Amy out of your apartment.
If you don't know her anymore you can't get to know her boyfriend! Also you aren't getting involved in shit.

5. Don't get kidnapped by masked fuckers. c: Like, go and get some fucking pepper spray!

6. Call the fucking police on the dude that stalks you.

7. Don't trust Alex.

8. Don't share a connected hotel room with Jay.
Also, the dude's kinda creepy. I mean, you've seen how skinny he is?
Just like The O-.. wait.. OMG.

9. When you're outside, wear warm clothes. :c *freezes to death while typing this chapter*

10. Stay at your apartment instead of hotels.
I mean, other than Jay's yours didn't get burned down.
Also, where do you have the money from to stay at a hotel for, what, months?

Huh.. Tbh I wonder what she and Jay did while the cam was off.. If you know what I mean. ;3