About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]

How to survive as Amy!

How to survive being that girl that was only shown once but still had an important role!

1. Stay single.
I know, it sucks, but hey! Better than being dead.

2. Become gay.
If you need love, go and get it from a girl! *wink wonk at Jessica and Sarah*

3. Don't take your boyfriend's camera he hid away from you. Like, IT WAS FOR A REASON.

4. Learn some self-defense.
EMH did a beautiful video about it which Vinny showed is very helpful.

REFERENCES EVERYWHERE
SIGNS EVERYWHERE
I WILL NEVER BE FREE

5. Someone's attacking you? Well, kick them in the d-..

-.. dumb face they have! (what were you expecting? Perverts!)

6. If Alex is attacking you:
Shove an angry and desperate Tim with a knife (a real one, please) in front of you.

If Tim is attacking you, use a crying Brian. He will run immediately to it and make it happy again.

If it's Brian attacking you, well, you're fucked.
Cuz I dare you to hurt him. ò-ó

7. Rocks are the solution for everything. Ask Alex and Tim, they know. ;3

8. Stay away from Jaylex shippers. Because of the Alex genes and their love towards Jay they have somehow in their blood, they're very dangerous! (I guess. No guarantee lol)

9. Become a member of totheark and either stay unknown or change your membership to totheJay.

I mean, Jessica and Tim are both still alive! Somehow.

10. Wear a fake mustache and emigrate to, I dunno, Walmart?

Btw, won't update as often as I used to do from now on. School started again, and yeah.. My grades are more important to me than this, uh, book.