How to survive as our beloved, genre blind Jay Merrick!
1. Stay away from tapes.
As long as you don't have those tapes, you will be safe!
2. Burn the god damn tapes!
Just do as your friend told you to: Burn those lil' fuckers!
3. Don't go and investigate creepy, abandoned places.
On your first investigation you met The Masked Bastard; On your last you got killed by a douchebag.
See the connection?
4. DON'T TRUST ALEX!
JUST DON'T!
5. Carry a damn weapon with you - no, not a butter knife! - and tackle everything you see and don't like!
Except for Hoodie.
'cuz everybody loves this son of a bitch. (Yes, you do.)
6. Learn to be a good liar.
"What are you doing here?", "Uh.. filming a documentary.", "About what?", ".. Hotels?"
7. Don't film always your feet. Hold the damn cam up or get a fucking chest cam like Tim!
PEOPLE WANT TO SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING, JAY, WHAT'S HAPPENING. NOT THE FLOOR.
8. Call the police.
Tell them that a douchebag's trying to kill you. Show them your video evidence.
Bonus: Watch Alex getting into jail.
Double bonus: Invite the whole Marble Hornets crew and enjoy the event.
9. Wear a bullet proved vest. c:
10. If you see Alex with a gun:
Run the fuck away. Don't walk towards him! That's just a stupid move!
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About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]
RandomA fan book for Marble Hornets! Contains stupid things, Brim, a stick in the mud, the loop of unhappiness, probably gay shit and Alex, the douchebag. Oh, and maybe everything else from Marble Hornets! Edit: many short stories at the later chapters...
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