About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]

How to trigger a MH wreck 3

1) A book.

It's cover: a yaoi fan art of MH.

It's name: "Creepypasta Yaoi"

*sigh *
Why tho.
You want me to give up all hope?

2) You remember that Tim sold his stuff, including his jacket?
Now imagine some bitch bought it.

Then she makes a YouTube video and burns the jacket.
The jacket with all those Marble Hornets feelings, Tim's smell and DNA and Brian's sperm on it.

3) Creators: "So.. All of the Marble Hornets characters are actually alive, but we won't make a fourth season.
Or rather, we're not publishing it."

Srsly, I'd come personally to fucking America and GOD DAMN KICK THEIR GAY ASSES IF THEY'D EVER SAY THAT.

4) Creators: "[your favorite character] was never real but a hallucination. They don't exist in the series."

Au revior, shippings..
Or can you fuck a hallucination?

5) Random person to you (imagine you were cosplaying, f.e., Masky):
"Oh my Zalgo, is that Masky, Slender's proxy?!"

Or: "Eww, what the fuck are you"

Or: "Wow, that's the ugliest cosplay I've ever seen!"