About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]

Flatmates.

Imagine Alex, Jay and the others living together in a big house. (Y'know, like Slender mansion basically)

I'd totally go like:

Alex: Who ate my marshmallows?!

Jay: Totally not me. *stuffed mouth, drooling*

Alex: I'M GOING TO KIL-

Brian: But it's true! *basically the same as Jay*

Alex: ...
Why are you even my friends.

Tim: Y'know, it's not like you have some.

Jay: Uhh, BITCH FIGHT! *stuffy stuffing mouth with white stuff ((͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))*

Brian: *waving a smoll fan, it saying: GO TIMMY-BEAR!, mouth still stuffed*

Jessica: *walks down tha stairs* Hey, guys, wh-... *sees Alex and Tim basically wrestling on the ground*
Oh, no. Not again.
Is it already 5 pm?

Brian: Actually, no. It's not..

Jay: Should we worry?

Brian:  ...
Nah. *stuffs his mouth again.*

Jessica: Why are you doing this? Can't you, like, choke on them?

Jay: He's practicing for getting used to having his mouth stuffed. Y'know, when Tim.

Brian: *pushes Jay off the couch, blushing* *trying to talk, but is just babbling cuz stuffed mouth*

Jessica: You should swallow.

Jay: *from the floor* That's what he's practicing nex- OWW! *kicked by Brian*

Sarah: *from upstairs* Guys, could you shut up? There are humans in this household which are Skyping right now.

Alex: But none of us is Skyping!

Sarah: *still upstairs* Oh, shut it, Kralie. Just go on a walk with some stupid rocks.

Brian: Uhhhh, buuuuuurn!

Jay: Oh, Brian, you swallowed it, wow!
Hey, Tim, Brian's ready for tonig- OWWWWW!!!

Brian: *kicked Jay in the d-...*
Whoops.

Tim: Brian.. Was that necessary?

Brian: Actually, yes.

Tim: Ugh.

Brian: *smiles brightly at Tim* I know you love me.

Tim: Yeh, 'course..

Jay: *kinda dead on the floor* *crying? (I kinda don't know how it feels since, y'know, I never got kicked in tha dick.)*

Alex: What we gonna do with the corpse?

Tim: Isn't that your special area?

Alex: Ohh, do me a favor and die.

Tim: You mean like you did? *smiling at Alex*

Alex: *about to punch Tim*

Brian: Round 2 already? GREAT! *sits on couch again, hugging a pillow, watching Tim and Alex*

Seth: I'm back.

Everyone: *stops doing what they're doing, looking at Seth*

Alex: You were gone?

Seth: Yes. For quite some time now.

Tim: *kinda mumbling* I thought you were still upstairs..

Everyone else (except Seth, duh.): Uh-huh..

Seth: ...

Jay: Don't you feel loved right now, Sethy?

Seth: Don't you feel shot right now.

Brian: Whooh, buuuuuurn! *grinning*

Jessica: You mean like his apartment?

Brian: ... *grins*
U R MA GIRL! *high fives Jessica, which is grinning as well*

Seth: Weren't you gay?

Brian: PANSEXUAL. DO YOUR RESEARCH.

Alex: Aww, Timmy, see! Told ya you don't have to worry! If he's pan, he can still love you!

Tim: I WILL KILL YOU.

Jessica: Didn't you already?

Brian: *hugs Jessica* Ma girl. *grins*

Jay: *mumbling to himself* He just hugged one of my bitches.

Amy: *tapping down the stairs, rubbing her eyes, tired* Guuuuys. Be quiet, please..

Seth: It's past 3 pm.

Amy: And so? *yawning* However. Do we have some cookies?

Jessica: *jumps up, runs to her* Yes! I want some, too! C'mon, let's get 'em!

Brian: *grimacing a frown* Nooo, don't leave meh!

Jay: *starts singing*
PLEASE DON'T GO
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO FIND MY WAY IN THIS DARK
HAAAANDS TO HOLD
VOID AND COLD
TO LEAD US ALL THE WA- *gets hit by five pillows thrown at his face*

Seth: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Everyone: ...

Jay: B-But, Sethy-sama.. *tearing up*

Brian: Seth! Look what you have caused! *crouching down to Jay, picking him up like a child, shhhh-ing*

Tim: .. Dude.. Too much.

Alex: No, no, let him. I mean, someone's gotta do the job.

Suddenly...

The Operator: HEYA BITCHES.

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(nothing against pans ~
like, bish. I'm not that much of an asshole.)
(song "To the Ark" by Madame Macabre)

This bullshit is completely random..
What have I done? I don't even know.

Btw, I just noticed that this is the 69. chapter. Whoops.

Btw, the first chapter got its 100th read! Thanks, I guess!

Also, I wonder who of you is going to get the references.. ;3
(not only TTA/MH!)