About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]

Cooking w/ the stoned bees crew

Alex: *to Seth* Did you press record?

Seth: Uhm... No..

Alex: God damn it, why can't you learn to do your one job? *sighs*

Seth: *mumbles* Sorry..

Alex: *starts camera, standing in front of it* Hello. Today we're going to cook something with the whole crew!

Jessica: I wasn't part of Marble Hornets.

Amy: I wasn't, too.

Alex: *rolls eyes* Okay! With the whole crew and Jessica and Amy.

Tim: Whooh.. Yay.. *looking at the cigarette he smokes because it interests him more than this*

Brian: *rolling his eyes, placing an arm around Tim shoulders* C'mon, dude! It's gonna be fun! *grins*

Sarah: *mumbles* With Alex directing? No way in hell..

Tim: *grinning at Sarah, getting the reference*

Seth: *chuckling quietly to himself*

Alex: Bastards. However- wait. Where's Jay.

Everybody: ...

Alex: JAY?!

*nothing*

Brian: Maybe he went out?

Amy: Probably. *walks to a window, looking out* Yep, his car's gone.

Alex: *sighing, massaging his temples* Great. Anyway-

Sarah: What are we even cooking?

Amy: How about a chocolate cake?

Jessica: Yes! That's a good idea!

Alex: We're cooking, not baking. *sighs*

Seth: I agree with him.. But we can bake a cake for dessert, okay? *smiles at the girls*
Tim, Brian, what do y-.. Where are they?

Alex: *desperate* *mumbles* Please.. I just wanted to cook and film it.

Tim and Brian: *walking back into the kitchen, looking a bit off* *Brian wears a hoodie with the hood up, Tim a jacket*

Amy: Uhm.. Boys? You alright?

Brian: Yes.. We're fine..

Alex: So, now that we're complete again we can finally start!
Good. Girls, Brian, you are making the cake.
Seth, Tim, you and I will cook dinner!

So. What are we gonna cook?

Seth: Hmm.. Don't we have steak in the fridge?

Alex: *goes to the fridge, opening it* Hm.. Yes! And how about some macaroni?

Sarah: Sounds good to me. *about to make the dough with the others*
Brian, can you beat the eggs?

Brian: *remains silent* *takes the noodle wood* *smashes the eggs*

Amy: *screams* THE FUCK, BRIAN?!

Seth: *mumbles* Sarah asked him to beat the eggs..

Alex: .. However..
Seth, you are making the macaroni. Tim, you will take care of the steak. I make the sauce. Got it? Good.

Tim: *yells angrily* NO!

Alex: What?

Tim: NO!

Everyone (except Brian and Tim): ...

Jessica: *whispers* The hell is wrong?

Seth: *seems a bit off now, too* C'mon, guys, I think you should go to bed now.. *takes them by their wrists*

Both: *trashing around, trying to break free*

Seth: *whispers to them* obey, Twins.

Both: *stopping, going a bit limp*

Seth: *walks out with them, doesn't return*

Sarah: The fuck..?

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This is getting randomer. Shit.

Ugggh.... I have to go out now...
I don't want to... ;-;
But I'll get Ben and Jerry's if I go..

BYE.