Phan One Shots

Bite Me!

Description: I'm not too sure, I'm just gonna write and see where it goes. I got the prompt from Pinterest.

TW: None.

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Phil stood in the kitchen humming to the tune of one of his favourite Fall Out Boy songs: Fame, while he began to butter a slice of bread. He was making his special sandwich, which contained: ham, cheese, lettuce, beetroot and bacon. Just as the bacon began to sizzle, he flipped them over and pulled out the ingredients he would need from the fridge.

Adding the final touches to his sandwich he placed his pride and joy into a plate, before walking through into the lounge. Dan was already sprawled across the sofa, alarming Phil, as he didn't realise that Dan had gotten up already; it was quite early for Dan, at half eleven in the morning.

"Oh, hey Phil," Dan sat up from the sofa, eyeing up Phil's sandwich carefully, while licking his lips. "Is that your speciality?"

Phil smirked, "Sure is." He sat down beside Dan and began to tuck into his beautiful creation.

Dan couldn't help but keep his eyes on Phil's glorious sandwich and it made his stomach grumble, causing him to clutch his belly, "Phil?"

"Mhmm?" Phil responded, his eyes rolling back at how good it was.

"Can I have some?" Dan asked, mimicking a child. "Please?"

Shaking his head, Phil smirked, "No."

"Please?" Dan whined, resembling a toddler not getting his own way. "Please, Phil?"

Phil chuckled, "Bite me!"

Before even thinking, Dan blurted, "Where?" Dans cheeks began to blush slightly, embarrassed at what he had just said.

"What?" Phil asked, his chuckle coming to a stop, as he tried to wrap his head around what his boyfriend had just said.

Stuttering, "I, I, I mean. Can I have a bite of your sandwich?"

"Maybe. If you give me a kiss," Phil smirked, inching closer to Dan.

Dan smiled and leant in closer to Phil's perfect lips, eyeing that the sandwich was still in his right hand, "Okay then."

Phil brushed his nose against Dan's, waiting for him to connect their lips, but Dan smirked and leant down taking a bite of Phil's speciality sandwich, moaning in content. "Hey!" Phil laughed snatching away the sandwich, but he was too late, as Dan was already leaning back licking his lips in success.

"Sorry, Phil, but I really wanted that sandwich," Dan eyes glistened with mischief and Phil couldn't believe how he had missed that glint from before. Maybe it was because he was too focused on the way Dan's lips were moving and wanted them to be on his.

Phil pouted sadly and turned back to the TV, which actually had nothing playing, but he was trying to act annoyed at Dan. Dan simply chuckled and leant over towards Phil, brushing his lips across his jaw, "I still want that kiss."

"Yeah, well you don't get one now!" Phil huffed, taking another bite of his sandwich.

Smiling at how adorable his boyfriend was, Dan whispered, "Phil, you have something there." He kissed the spot where some sauce was and smiled against his skin, before moving up to Phil's lips.

"Thanks," Phil couldn't resist the smile playing on his lips and faced Dan cupping his chin. "I love you, you spork!"

Dan laughed and joined their lips, kissing Phil softly, "And I love you too."