Parents after probably 2+ hours of lecturing or arguing: you know what??? It's your life I don't care anymore do what you want!!!1!!1
*parent catches me doing something they'd usually yell at me to stop a few minutes later*: wHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR USELESS LIFE- *hour long lecture resumes*
Me:
Wtf I thought you said you didn't care about me anymore huh