"If you don't stop, I'll tell your mom/call your parents/whatever"
bitch, for someone who seems so intent on doing it, go on, I'm waiting.
"Now you made me feel sad!!1!"
Okay well first of all, should I give a shit? Because I don't. So I made you mad, sad, whatever. There is little to no way on how I can change that unless you tell me how I can. Even then, I still most likely won't care.
Why do people fucking expect me to give a damn? I'll give my fucks to the things I want to give fucks.
Also, another pet peeve is when people assume you're doing things for them, and not for yourself. Can't you use that self-centered bran for a second to think- "this person has a life of their own, maybe they're doing something for a person just as important as anyone else- themselves".
