This bitch comes home for lunch every day, unlike the rest of us, for an hour long nap but god forbid he take at least 5 minutes away from that to unload the damn dishwasher or take the fuckin trash out
Then I come home at lunchtime havin woken up at 6 am, having to, unlike him, shove random shit down my throat that counts as food before five minutes later needing to already be out the door for this damn internship that makes me come home at 5pm
And not only fucking that, but I have assignments for next year I gotta do that await me there, and this guy can't do the bare fucking minimum when he comes home for his hour long nap what the fuck