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So as you all know, both my parents are immigrants from Europe, where of course things will be different than here, the U.S. 

So me, a child being born in the States picks up American habits or attitudes and other shit, my parents instantly deem it as 'vulgar' or wrong in some way. 

I'm sorry but, the French are never fucking satisfied. I don't know if its just my parents or what, because whenever we have a gathering with other friends and family that is French, all the adults end up doing is talking shit and gossiping, complaining about whatever the hell is going on in life. 

For example, we'll be driving and there's a bad driver, so my parents make sure to look at who's behind the wheel. Then you'll soon hear something like- "oh he's Asian, I knew it!!!"

Because apparently Asians and black people to my parents are 'bad drivers'. 

I have no idea what else to say, really, other than the fact that anybody can be a terrible driver. 

anyways, I'm just sick of life and its bullshit. 

(*'Д`)=з

HEY THERE!

IS YOUR DIET 80% BREAD?

DO YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND WANT TO END IT?

HAVE YOU BEEN A DISAPPOINTMENT TO YOUR PARENTS SINCE DAY 1? 

DO YOU SPEND YOUR TIME INDOORS LURKING ON THE INTERNET? 

DO YOU KNOW FOR A FACT YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID? 

ARE YOU GOING TO DIE ALONE?

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO THE MAJORITY OF THESE QUESTIONS, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE EITHER A MIRROR VERSION OF ME OR NEED SOME FORM OF THERAPY! 


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