Vergil's OneShots (DMC Fanfiction)

Brother-In-Law

A/N: Help~ Drowning in work.

[Brother-in-Law]

I had been through many crazy situations before, but there was nothing quite as crazy as going to visit my gynaecologist with my brother-in-law. Normally it didn't sound like a bad thing for pregnant ladies –I mean it was just an escort to the doctor's, right –but what made the situation completely out of hand was two very important reasons.

One, I was pretty sure that my brother-in-law hated my guts.

Two, my brother-in-law was Vergil Sparda.

Let me backtrack and make things clear first.

My name is Liv Sparda, a twenty-five year old woman who used to be Liv Marshall, and who used to work as an odd-job, jack-of-all-trade woman. Don't look down on me; I have had very diverse tastes since young, and have tried my hand at almost everything that is humanely possible. While I have never really specialised in anything, I made up with the general breadth of knowledge of everything. Understandably, I could not graduate from college or university by only taking electives, and thus could only work in the next-best-alternative: being an odd-job lady.

Back to the story: I met Dante Sparda when I was hired to do some light demon-hunting. My company took in all sorts of jobs, so it wasn't surprising that a semi-experienced non-licensed demon-hunter like me set off to do the job. Dante had the demon killed by the time I arrived and we bickered and fought about the pay for the job. After we calmed down, the both of us devised a plan to trick our respective employers about the kill –and both of us got our rightful pay for the same dead demon.

Normally it would end there, but I met Dante again in the cafe I often visited downtown named Freddi's. It turned out that he was also a regular there, and I guess from then on we talked about many things. It was really a very storybook process that doesn't require much explanation about what happened between Dante and me from that point onwards. He courted me, I was thoroughly courted through his unconventional ways –I mean, you can never expect a half-demon to take dating the same way humans did –and we were a lovey dovey couple.

One month after we started dating, Dante brought me home to meet his twin brother Vergil. Vergil was clearly not impressed at me, and he didn't bother to be friendly. In fact, Vergil did not even address me after I was introduced to him by his twin brother. All he did was to look back at Dante straight in the eye –looking like a much scarier version of my then-boyfriend –and told Dante to do whatever Dante wanted, but not disturb him.

Clearly, the two brothers lived very different lives within the walls of Devil May Cry, and I learnt to ignore the presence of my then-boyfriend's brother. Besides, Dante himself didn't seem to be bothered about Vergil's opinions on me, so I didn't really ask. In a way, the fact that Vergil could not be bothered to know more about me was god-sent, because it also meant that he neither approved or disapproved of my dating his twin.

With no obstacles in front of us, Dante and I steadily went through the stages of a relationship like a bullet train. Within one month and one week, we were like horny dogs.

It did not help that both Dante and I were adventurous and creative people, and in the remaining weeks of the second month of our relationship, we found many places and timing to go at it. More importantly, we found many interesting positions as well. Thinking back, I think we might have been completely naked and doing it in Devil May Cry in Vergil's full view a few times.

Regardless, our active sexual life aside, Dante and I were very close and blissful. It was not ruined at all when I realised I had missed my date for menstruation, and that I tested positive on the pregnancy test kit. Dante literally carried me all the way to the nearest clinic –which wasn't a hard feat for a half-demon at all -to double-confirm my results.