32 / down & dirty

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Jade

"Zayn, that's a huge bottle of sunscreen you're bringing." I laugh as I watch him squish it into his belongings. He nods, "I know, it's not for Disneyland though." he states.

"Let me guess, Ally went around saying that we're going to the beach on the way back?"

"Yeah..."

"Ok. I'm gonna kill that ho -"

"Babe, why do you have a tub of sunscreen."

"Lo, I don't wanna live forever if I'm coming back home looking fifty shades darker." He explains. Me and Lauren nod and answer in unsion, "True." Have you seen Pinncock and Mani yet?" I ask the couple. They shake their heads, "PINNOCK!" I hear a voice shout.

"Nevermind," I say. "Found the clumsy bitch."
"She nearly tripped going up the stairs." Mani adds as the beautiful chocolate girl walks through my door. Followed by the thicc goddess was the clumsy one herself. I sigh, "Let me guess... you let her drive?" I ask Normani.

"I'm alive thankfully. I mean can you bel -"

"Shut up before I fucking -"

"Language in my house!" Perrie yells as she steps out of our room and comes walking toward us with her suitcase rolling behind her.

"Well what do you know," I laugh. "Perrie Edwards is finally ready. Who would've ever thought?" I laugh.

"Boo, I've been ready since the day you told me," she states as she takes a seat on the couch and begins braiding Bella's hair.

"Yeah yeah whatever. Let's get going shall we?"

"She hasn't even finished braiding Bella's hair."

"She can finish it off in the car," I say as I peer out the window, "before Ashton get's his hands on Ally's ass. It's coming I can see it. Not on my hood they ain't. Not in a bloody century," I state as I grab my things and started heading down the stairs. "I love Allyson but may God be with her. I don't need her getting too in to it. I don't need engines blowing and sticks snapping. God, I need Jesus. Let's go. You know what? May God be with us all."

"Tell me about it." Lauren scoffs. Zayn runs his fingers through his hair. "Ya'll are ugly," Luke states as his voice runs up the stairs. "Hurry up please. Just cause you all get served daily doesn't mean you have to stuff it into my face. Like yes, for the billionth time, especially to Jade, girly I know you eat good but like come on. Let's gooooooo."

"You sure you aren't gay?" I ask.

Perrie chokes on air and Bella can't help but giggle. Luke scoffs, "Ugh, I can hear you bitch. Nice and clearly. Now for the hundreth time let's go. Besides Ashton and Ally are having way too much fun on their own outside.

I furrow my brows, "What kinda fun?" I snap.

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GUYSSSSS IM SORRY FOR LACK OF UPDATES. This is pretty short but I've been jam packed with assessments but i have a week of school left so i'll be serving a lot pretty soon. Hope you understand xx

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