Glenn has started a group chat
Glenn: HEEEEEY PEEEOOOOOPPLEEEE
Glenn: GUESS WHAAAATT
Glenn: IM CRYING OF HAPPINESS AND JOY AND KLSGHNDGDSFSDF
Maggie: Glenn..
Glenn: IM PREGNANT!!!!1!!1
Rick: wut
Carl: Glenn dudes cant get pregnant believe me
Rick: oml CAAARRRRL
Sasha: THAT KILLS PEOPLE
Carl: what?
Rick: you, thats what
Rosita: You dumb hoes he didn't mean he's pregnant he meant that Maggie's pregnant
Carol: HOLY SHIT BAAAABBIIIEEESS OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ILL MAKE COOKIES AHHH!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!
Carl: Enid, Daryl, Michonne get ur asses in this chat RN!!!
Enid: Yo what you hoes want
Daryl: Everyones flippin out whats going on
Glenn: ME N MAGGIE DID THE DIRTY AND TOGETHER WE CREATED A HUMAN BEING FEASTING ON HER INSIDES
Michonne: wow seriously guys more babies?? i mean ones enough come onnn
Carol: glenn thats not...never mind
Glenn: MAGGIE WHAT SHOULD I NAME IT??!
Maggie: Knowing you, I think I should pick the name..sorry.
Glenn: BETRAYAL
Glenn: I DONT NEED YOU ANYWAYS. I HAVE ENOUGH POWER AS THE CHILDS FATHER TO NAME IT
Maggie: Glenn no. You're not naming him/her.
Glenn: HOW ABOUT 'ASPARAGUS SQUIDWARD'?
Michonne: wow just wow...just wow...like wow just wow
Glenn: OR MAYBE 'DIRTY WHORE'?
Michonne: wow just, wow...like wow just wow
Glenn: I KNOW I KNOW, WHAT ABOUT...
Glenn: INNOCENCE IS FOR GAYS RHEE??
Maggie: RLY GLENN??!1!!?!??1?!?!?
Michonne: wooow just wooow like woooooooow
Rick: shut tf up michonne
Michonne: pssh make me
Glenn: JK JK. I dont have any ideas...WAIT.
Daryl: lol oh shit glenn has an idea
Carl: Everyone buckle the fuck up Glenn's got an idea.
Sasha: okay guys just like we practiced, hide in your houses with weapons close and dont come out until the area is a Glenn free zone.
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HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
