Harold has started a group chat
Harold: wazzup
Glenn: who tf are you
Harold: the thing is...
Harold: you already know me
Daryl: oml Rick???
Harold: tf no
Harold: I'm so offended
Ron: did u just change ur name cause I called you Harold one time??
Rick: wait wut
Glenn: maggs?
Harold: boi no. Dumbass..
Carl: wait a minute, I know that attitude...
Carl: Enid?
Harold: yaahhhss
Rick: oHsnAp
Ron: ...well what now
Glenn: idk everyones become boring
Harold: how bout all the dudes go out and die
Glenn: bitch no ive got fututre plans
Harold: you aint going anywhere in life if you spell like that
Ron: but its the apocalypse tho...
Harold: CANT A WOMAN PRETEND????
Carl: because of your name, you are no longer a woman
Carl: FROM NOW ON IM CALLING YOU WHOREALD
Harold: wtf carl smh
Rick: well its either whoreald or hoenid
Harold: YOU ALL KNOW IM TERRIBLE AT CHOOSING
Harold: WHEN THAT GUY ALMOST KILLED RON AND THERE WAS A CAKE NEXT TO ME I CHOSE THE CAKE
Carl: thank god i was there or my poor baby would be dead
Rick: ive raised a bitch
Rick: thank god i get a fresh start
Carl: what are you talking about
Rick: my other kid. apparently ive raised a dumbass as well
Carl: well look who i got it from. Judith isnt even yours so dont call her your kid.
Glenn: well whats he gonna call her??
Carl: idk but not "my other kid"
Ron: easy
Ron: adopted daughter
Harold: shouldnt he just call her Judith??? i mean thats her name....
Ron: NO.
Ron: HE WILL CALL HER ADOPTED DAUGHTER. AND CARL WILL CALL HER ADOPTED SISTER.
Ron: end of discussion.
Glenn: what should all of us call her then? adopted child?
Ron: dont be stupid, we call her Judith.
Ron: ONLY FAMILY CAN BE WEIRD TO HER......and me.
Rick: wtf ron
Carl: i mean we're together but...you know what, you have permission to call her weird names as well.
Glenn: yall are weird asf keep talking
Harold: you know what, i think i should be whoreald
Carl: YES FUCKING FUCK BALLS
Rick: CARL CHILL
Carl: FUCKING SORRY YOU BITCH
Glenn: dude thats ur dad u need to chill
Carl: FUCKING DICK
Ron: yeah you are ;)
Rick: bye im gonna go kill myself
Harold: tell my parents to go fuck themselves
Rick: why
Harold: cause they died on me, thats not cool man
Carl: oh
yee.
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HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
