The Walking Dead Texts

Twenty

Michonne has started a group chat

Michonne: wazzup

Carl: good flyer u

Carl: damnit *fly

Carl: shit *fire

Carl: DUCK

Carl: DAMNIT WHY

Ron: setting u struggle is me entertainment

Ron: ...oH

Carl: HAHA FEEL THE BUTTON

Carl: wtfh HOW HOE

Carl: I FINE UP FUCK THIS SHIT I'M IT

Carl: oHmyGOd

Carl has left the chat

Ron: Enid where u at

Enid: yo

Ron: got anymore sockets?

Enid: wth no I don't have anymore sockets you hoe

Michonne: I'm thrust sitting here watching you fail so hated Ron

Michonne: DAMNIT IT'S CONTAGIOUS

Enid: lol thrust? Anyways...Ron, wth do you mean "sockets"?

Ron: snickers****

Enid: idk lemme check

Rick: hey Hoenid it's been like ten minutes where u at

Ron: wtf where'd u come from

Rick: my mother's vagina

Ron: oH

Michonne: DAMNIT PRICK

Michonne: that was a damn good auto correct

Michonne: Rick the prick

Ron: porchdick Rick

Glenn: Rick the dick

Maggie: pickle dick Rick

Rick: I can feel the love

Ron: and goodBYE TO YOU

Ron has removed Rick from the chat

Michonne: I didn't know you could do that

Glenn: of course you didn't you old hag

Michonne: DAFUQ U SAID

Michonne: YOU FUCKING UGLY ASS LOOKING ASS HOE

Michonne: CAROL'S OLDER THAN ME SHE'S LIKE FIFTY

Carol: bish tf

Michonne has removed Glenn from the chat

Michonne: little bitch ass better learn a lesson

Ron: ENID

Ron: THE CHAT IS GOIN WILD WITHOUT YOUR UGLY ASS TO TELL PEOPLE OFF

Enid: yo I have some snickers the fuck happened while I was gone

Enid: wait tHE FUCK YOU SAY

Enid: NO U DON'T DESERVE THAT SNICKERS BAR AFTER SAYIN THAT YOU FUCKING BIIIIIIITCH

Ron has added Carl into the chat

Carl: so I see I'm back in hell

Michonne: boi you are hell

Ron: YOU DONE PISSED MY BAE OFF

Ron: CARL HAVE A SNICKERS YOU CAN BE A BITCH WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY

Carl: Ö wut u say ;-;

Ron: better?

Carl: hmmm...

Carl: hmmm...

Carl: HMMMM.

Michonne: um boi

Carl: *sigh* EYE feel better

Rick: oHmaHLoRd

Carl: dad where'd u come from

Michonne: CARL WHY

Rick: mah mama's PUUUUSSSSSSSYYYY

Carl: oH