Rick has started a group chat
Rick: im so bored rn
Glenn: go out n kill some walkers
Carol: LIGHT SOME FIRE
Rick: wtf whats up with you and fire?
Carol: idk i think i have a problem
Maggie: glenn i feel like im dying this human inside of me sucks ass today
Glenn: dont talk about Poncho like that!
Rick: Glenn...
Maggie: ur not naming our kid Poncho
Glenn: BITCH I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT AND RIGHT NOW I WANNA NAME MY CHILD PONCHO SO SUCK ON THAT
Glenn: hope you understand, thanks babe :)
Rick: wow.
Carol: Maggie you married an idiot
Maggie: tell me about it..
Tara: hey bitchesss
Tara: what we doin, how we doin
Rosita: you tell them yet?
Rick: the fuck tell us what
Glenn: WAIT WAIT WAIT LETS GET THE REST OF THE HOES TOGETHER BEFORE YOU BREAK THE NEWS
Glenn added Carl, Daryl, Ron, Sasha, Jessie, Michonne, Sam, and Father Gabriel to the chat
Rick: damn glenn you added so many people
Daryl: the fuck
Carl: wut you hoes want
Tara: will you guys come up with a ship name for me n Rosita? wez togetherz
Glenn: DAMNIT I FORGOT ENID
Glenn added Enid to the chat
Daryl: retake
Tara: you hoes me n Rosita are a thing now...OMG ROSITARA YESH
Enid: gfy now gtfo
Enid has left the chat
Sasha: okay good for u guys i guess
Sasha has left the chat
Father Gabriel: We all except you
Sam: ^ dis dude
Sam: yo now theres another gay couple in the squad
Jessie: DAMNIT SAM IM NOT PROUD OF THAT
Michonne: THE FUCK YOU SAID
Ron: wait he was talking bout me n carl MOM WHO YOU DATING
Michonne: lol no one
Michonne has left the chat
Jessie: no one hoe bye
Jessie has left the chat
Sam: its gotta be Michonne tho
Carl: yeah lol Ron yo mama. Is. A hoe.
Ron: yeah...ik
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HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
