New message received from - Glenn
Glenn: Sup motherfucker.
Glenn: Hope you slept well you bastard.
Glenn: You fucked my mind up, I have constant nightmares because of your selfish ass.
Ron: boi you send me the same messages every morning its been like 4 weeks since the Poncho incident.
Glenn: I hope you burn in hell asshole
Ron: *breathes in*
boi
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New message received from - Ron
Ron: damnit this is getting annoying
Carl: what
Ron: You know how Glenn sends me texts every morning about how he hates me?
Carl: oh yeah...sry
Ron: dis hoe...do you think i could just tell him the truth?
Carl: ...
Ron: stop squirming and answer my question you adorable hoe
Carl: how did you know i was squirming???
Ron: ...just answer the question
Carl: wellllll....
Ron: you know what? fuck it, you're gonna grow a pair and talk to him
Carl: NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE RON PLEASE DONT MAKE ME DO THAT PLZZZZZZZ
Ron: how about YESSSSSSS GET YO ASS OUT THERE N TALK TO HIM
Carl: YOUR NOT MY DAD YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Ron: THEN WHY YOU CALL ME DADDY?
Carl: ...damnit...
Ron: babe go talk to him
Carl: whats in it for me?
Ron: youll get a surprise when you come over ;)
Carl: HELL FUCKIN YEAH BOI
Carl: ohhhh kaaaaay ill go do it rn
Carl: Ron?
Ron: Carl?
Carl: will you come over with me so I dont have to do it alonnneee??
Ron: Sure
Carl: this is gonna fucking suck
Ron: for you, but this'll lift a weight off my shoulders, I wont have to wake up to them rude ass texts anymore and he wont glare at me every time we see each other
Carl: YOU BENEFIT FROM THIS SHIT, I DON'T
Ron: In time, he will forgive you.
Carl: THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO THINK
Carl: HE'LL BACK STAB ME AND THROW ME INTO A HERD OF WALKERS TO BE EATEN ALIVE!
Ron: jesus Carl chill
Carl: NOH
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HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever