Forty Six

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So I'm currently working on like three other chapters and they should be out in the next one to two days and if it doesn't happen come punch me in the face alright?

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Carl: hey Ron it's time to show your sex face

Ron: carl please dont that's only for certain people to see

Rick: huh

Carl: imma do it anyway

Carl:

Glenn: huh

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Glenn: huh

Ron: thank god thats not my actual face

Ron: just me being a weirdo instead

Carl: ok i seemed to have lost the one picture of his actual after-sex expression fUCK

Ron: dude its ok chill

Glenn: i don't get why you would wanna embarrass your lover anyway that's rued

Glenn: rude*

Ron: lover

Glenn: yeah, dont be a girl over the word

Tara: excuse me

Enid: iM oFfEnDeD

Carl: ron dont fangirl and enid stop being offended

Enid: oFfEnDeD*

Carl: whatever

Rick: wait would it be fanboy or nah cuz that sounds retarded but fangirl is for girls

Enid: it can be whatever i guess

Ron: so

Ron: what're y'all doing on this fine almost-80-degrees day

Carl: roasting my balls off seriously it's scorching

Enid: thats why you stay inside with ice cubes down your pants and shirt

Glenn: ill admit, she's right it feels nice

Enid: cold at first, but then nice

Ron: i worry for you two sometimes

Carl: you guys are hella weird

Rick: since when did you start using hella

Rick: im not saying that as a concerned parent for my son who curses nonstop, i just wanna let ya know that when that comes out of your mouth its "hella" dumb

Enid: ew an old man used the word

Rick: iT wAs SaRcAsTiC

Glenn: aaa

Carl: aaa

Enid: aaa

Ron: ass

Ron: oops aaa*

Rick: why are you all aaa-ing

Enid: idk glenn started it

Glenn: bitch those are a child's words

Ron: and you know we dont rob children in this christian household

Carl: WE DRINK THE HOLY WATER AND RAMEN NOODLES INSTEAD

Rick: why ramen

Enid: cuz its good thats why

Ron: k now what

Enid: ...yall wanna throw water balloons at each other?

Rick: how'd ya manage to find those

Enid: i found them in someone's house plus i robbed a store and found b a g s man

Carl: HELLS YEAH

Rick: sToP using dumb teenage words you dum teenager

Carl: says the hoe who cant spell dumb right

Rick: SAY IT TO MY FACE-

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