So I'm currently working on like three other chapters and they should be out in the next one to two days and if it doesn't happen come punch me in the face alright?
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Carl: hey Ron it's time to show your sex face
Ron: carl please dont that's only for certain people to see
Rick: huh
Carl: imma do it anyway
Carl:
Glenn: huh
Ron: thank god thats not my actual face
Ron: just me being a weirdo instead
Carl: ok i seemed to have lost the one picture of his actual after-sex expression fUCK
Ron: dude its ok chill
Glenn: i don't get why you would wanna embarrass your lover anyway that's rued
Glenn: rude*
Ron: lover
Glenn: yeah, dont be a girl over the word
Tara: excuse me
Enid: iM oFfEnDeD
Carl: ron dont fangirl and enid stop being offended
Enid: oFfEnDeD*
Carl: whatever
Rick: wait would it be fanboy or nah cuz that sounds retarded but fangirl is for girls
Enid: it can be whatever i guess
Ron: so
Ron: what're y'all doing on this fine almost-80-degrees day
Carl: roasting my balls off seriously it's scorching
Enid: thats why you stay inside with ice cubes down your pants and shirt
Glenn: ill admit, she's right it feels nice
Enid: cold at first, but then nice
Ron: i worry for you two sometimes
Carl: you guys are hella weird
Rick: since when did you start using hella
Rick: im not saying that as a concerned parent for my son who curses nonstop, i just wanna let ya know that when that comes out of your mouth its "hella" dumb
Enid: ew an old man used the word
Rick: iT wAs SaRcAsTiC
Glenn: aaa
Carl: aaa
Enid: aaa
Ron: ass
Ron: oops aaa*
Rick: why are you all aaa-ing
Enid: idk glenn started it
Glenn: bitch those are a child's words
Ron: and you know we dont rob children in this christian household
Carl: WE DRINK THE HOLY WATER AND RAMEN NOODLES INSTEAD
Rick: why ramen
Enid: cuz its good thats why
Ron: k now what
Enid: ...yall wanna throw water balloons at each other?
Rick: how'd ya manage to find those
Enid: i found them in someone's house plus i robbed a store and found b a g s man
Carl: HELLS YEAH
Rick: sToP using dumb teenage words you dum teenager
Carl: says the hoe who cant spell dumb right
Rick: SAY IT TO MY FACE-
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HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever