Glenn has started a group chat
Glenn: Hey does anybody know where Poncho went? I'm really worried.
Maggie: oh hi Glenn...I uh...
Carol: oh shit waddup
Daryl: Glenn i think Maggie has something she's not telling u
Maggie: what? nuh uh!! pssshhh...hey Glenn you want a back rub?
Rick: wow you two are so alike
Carol: hot like wow
Glenn: shut up carol. Maggs? is there something that you arent telling me?
Daryl: yeah maggs
Maggie: maaaybeee...its nothing important tho so...
Glenn: do you know something about Poncho?? WHERE HE AT THO????
Maggie: OKAY OKAY SO I WAS SLEEPING IN MY BED AND I WOKE UP AND PONCHO WAS HANGING ON THE DOORKNOB LIKE "O SHIT WADDUP" AND HE WAS STARING INTO MY SOUL AND WHEN I MOVED HE JUMPED ON THE BED AND I MAY HAVE THREW HIM OUT THE WINDOW!!
Glenn: oml Maggie...I don't know if we can ever be the same again...poor Poncho ;_;
Daryl: I'm gonna cry this is just so funny
Carol: HOLY SHIT MAGGIE HOT LIKE WOW
Maggie: I'm really sorry Glenn how can I make it up to you??
Glenn: ...go find Poncho and bring him back.
Daryl: wow wut
Maggie: okay I'll bring him back safe and sound
Glenn: okay now go out n find him ily
Maggie: ily2 bai
Maggie has left the chat
Glenn: okay i guess I'll just go eat ice cream and cry until poncho comes back
Glenn has left the chat
Carol: HOT LIKE WOW
Daryl: gonna go drink bleach now bye
Daryl has left the chat
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The Walking Dead Texts
HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
