Maggie has started a group chat
Maggie: so uh
Maggie: anyone hear what I hear
Sasha: good god
Glenn: idc isi
Rick: bitch wot
Glenn: I don't care I ship it
Glenn: dumbass
Rick: ;~; wtf man
Maggie: sorry Glenn's a bitch
Maggie: he's on his period
Glenn: hsjahbshwbgHsjtsjfshIEJFW
Glenn has left the chat
Tara: anyways..
Sam: mmmhmmmmm...
Jessie: at least they got their own house
Rick: dafuq u mean
Jessie: me n Sam moved out
Jessie: they smashed too much
Jessie: he was having nightmares
Sam: every night I could hear them...
Carol: I walked over there once for reasons you don't need to know and I swear they were going at it so hard that if they didn't stop soon they would've broken the damn bed
Jessie: boi when was this
Carol: none of your damn business hoe
Rick: I'm so glad I disowned him
Rick: but i
Rick: can
Rick: still
Rick: fUCKING
Rick: HEAR THEM
Maggie: id rather be deaf than listen to them two
Daryl: wait
Daryl: a damn
Daryl: minute
Daryl: do you guys hear that?
Maggie: no..
Sam: wot...??
Tara: holy fUCKING CHRIST
Enid: I'M BLESSED
Daryl: they...they actually..
Rick: oHmAHLoRd
Jessie: their finally done
Maggie: after like..how long?
Enid: exactly three hours, fourteen minutes, and twenty one seconds
Rick: wtf bruh
Carol: why do u know this
Enid: I kept track
Enid: because
Enid: GLENN NEVER CAME TO RESCUE ME
Enid: I'VE BEEN IN THEIR CLOSET FOR A WEEK
Enid: I've been keeping track of how many minutes of my life have been wasted
Enid: you guys wanna know how much time in total they've spent banging while I've been locked in here?
Maggie: nooo
Rick: nuh uh homie
Daryl: uhh..
Daryl: sure
Tara: WTF MAN
Carol: WE HAD SOMETHING GOING
Enid: 496 minutes
Sam: holy shit that's eight hours and sixteen minutes
Jessie: wtf
Rick: when did he become good at something?
Jessie: when did my kid become smart?
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The Walking Dead Texts
HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
