The cover is shit oop
Why do you guys like this book
I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining?
also I don't like this book whatsoever
Glenn: ITS 3 IN THE MORNING SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP
Maggie: glenn go lay on the couch for tonight
Glenn: bitch tf why
Maggie: because everywhere you go you take your phone with you and if you go lay on the damn couch then i can sleep without having to hear your annoying ass phone go off every ten seconds
Glenn:
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Glenn: look what you did to me. to my heart.
Maggie: your being ridiculous
Rosita: ALPHA I KNOW IM THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS MADNESS WITH UR GENDER N ALL THAT BUT SAYING ALL THIS (ESPECIALLY WHEN IM TRYING TO SLEEP) AT THIS TIME IS NOT THE TIME OKAY SO PLEASE, AND I WILL PUT THIS AS KIND AS I CAN, STOP FUCKING TEXTING WEIRD MESSAGES AND LET THESE PEOPLE SLEEP
Tara: sol dont lie your not trying to sleep
Rosita: well i dont think people wanna know that we're banging...well shit, now they know
Alpha: oh
Glenn: tf why'd you say "sol"?
Tara: ...im not ready for dis
Tara has left the chat
Alpha: why'd she say im not ready for dis
Rosita: she started calling me sunshine (which is cute af) in spanish and she apparently is embarrassed of admitting it to others
Maggie: ...well where do we go from here
Rosita: ive got to go check on her but alpha stop sending weird things in the middle of the night ok?
Alpha: okayyyy
Glenn: DIE POTATO
Alpha: nuuuuu
Glenn has removed Alpha from the chat
Rosita: now im kinda curious why is alpha's name alpha
Maggie: you could ask him/her that tomorrow
Glenn: technically today
Rosita: stfu glenn
Rosita has left the chat
Maggie: now i can sleep
Maggie has left the chat
Glenn: where's rarl been lately its kinda bumming me out
Glenn: i havent heard them bone in like a week
Glenn: thats good news for my ears but their relationship is like 85% bang-bang
Glenn: i need a friend
Glenn: ever since the poncho incident rick doesnt come over to eat bread with me
Glenn: its like poncho made us eat bread
Glenn: probably because he was a squirrel
Glenn: do squirrels eat bread?
Glenn: well, im not tired anymore so i guess ill go play with dave
Glenn has left the chat
Jesus: wow that guy's weird
Jesus: i swear dave is the code name for glenn's little guy
Jesus: wait why wouldnt he just name it that
Jesus: maybe he's just too stupid to give it that name
Jesus: or maybe im stupid and dave is an actual person
