The cover is shit oop
Why do you guys like this book
I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining?
also I don't like this book whatsoever
Holy shit forty chapters? Damn, I need to start paying attention.
Alpha has started a group chat
Rosita: please dont let this be you saying some weird shit
Alpha: too late
Alpha: a strawberry's purpose is to start out as a virgin and then find its chosen one and let the chosen one eat it (out) and then die
Maggie: ...
Ron: ...
Carl: ...
Rosita: ...
Glenn: i like you
Maggie: glenn!
Glenn: well that is its purpose. i mean thats like all foods purpose but whatever
Ron: what about the strawberries that are soft and swchifty
Carl: wtf does that mean?
Alpha: do you mean soft and squishy?
Ron:
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Ron: fuckin wizard
Alpha: so your question....?
Ron: right, so the strawberries that are soft and squishy...whats up with them?
Rosita: you guys are weird at explaining things
Carl: just sit back and watch, its fun
Alpha: Right, so when a strawberry like that comes along, its actually been bitten before (aka lost its virginity) but it regenerated because its chosen one didn't completely consume it.
Glenn: are they edible?
Alpha: No, when they recreate themselves, they use something called BTM (bitch try me). It is non-edible (i mean you could eat it but then you'd burn from the inside out).
Ron: so why tf would they regenerate if its main purpose is destroyed??
Alpha: Because they're bitches who're afraid to die.
Carl: oH
Ron: thats weird
Maggie: i completely forgot that this whole conversation is just his/her creativity that includes the life of strawberries
Maggie: speaking of which...
Maggie: whats ur gender
Ron: whats ur gender
Carl: whats ur gender
Glenn: whats ur gender (cool strawberry story btw)
Rosita: whats ur gender
Alpha: GOD DAMNIT
Alpha: no
Alpha: stop this
Glenn: give us a hint then
Alpha: like what
Carl: DO YOU CARRY FLAPPERS OR A STICK
Alpha: WHAT THE FUCK CARL
Carl: ANSWER THE QUESTION
Ron: you better do what he says
Glenn: come on just tell us
Alpha: i carry....
Alpha: stuff n thangs
Carl: BITCH CHOOSE ONE. FLAPPERS OR A STICK.
Alpha: BITCH WHEN WILL YOU HOES STOP QUESTIONING ME ABOUT MY PERSONAL INFORMATION IT'S REALLY ANNOYING AND PISSES ME OFF
Alpha: PLEASE END THIS MADNESS
Glenn: if it makes you feel any better I don't really care who you is, what you is
Alpha: thanks Glenn
Alpha: means a lot
Glenn: BITCH I KNOW I'M GREAT LEMME HEAR IT
Maggie: tf
Ron: GLENN IS KING OF THIS FUCKING PLACE
Carl: GLENN IS BAE GLENN IS BOSS GLENN IS KING. GLENN. IS. LIFE.
Maggie: what the actual fuck is goin on rn
Ron: IF YOU DARE DISRESPECT THIS THEN WE SHALL DAMN YOU
