Carl has joined Hoes n Putas
Carl: hey Daryl
Carl: Daaarrryyll
Carl: Daryl
Carl: god damnit Daryl answer
Carl: BITCH ANSWER
Carl: imma call you some gay shit if you dont answer
Carl: ...
Carl: Darbear
Daryl: THE FUCK YOU SAID
Carl: yooo hows Glenn
Daryl: Denise said the dudes in like extreme emotional shock or some shit idk im no doctor
Carl: ...
Carl: in the past week, how many squirrels have you killed Daryl?
Daryl: like 4 or 5...
Daryl: shit WHAT IF ONE OF THEM WAS PONCHO
Carl: Glenn mentioned he put like a green collar on Poncho so he would always know if he had the wrong squirrel...
Daryl: ...
Daryl: i think i uhh...
Carl: Yeah??
Daryl: i ate him...
Carl: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DARYL YOU ATE PONCHO??!!!!
Daryl: I DIDNT PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THE SQUIRREL LOOKED LIKE BUT I SAW THE GREEN COLLAR AND I DIDNT REMEMBER AND OMFG I CANT I FUCKING CANT I AKJFNJVGSKJGNSDKJGKJ WHAT HAVE I DONE SKFJSLDKGHFFGJ GOD FORGIVE ME!!!
Carl: im crying and i dont know if its because i laughed too much or im extremely disappointed and sad about this whole situation ( / ; __ ; ) /
Daryl: we cant tell anyone about this...its gonna have to be our secret so DONT TELL ANYONE SHIT BOI
Carl: omfg okay...i still cant believe you ate Poncho im so disappointed in you rn deryl
Daryl: deryl
Carl: k bai
Carl has left the chat
Daryl: im like scared for my life now if Glenn ever finds out he'll be all Terminus up in this bitch n slit my throat
Daryl has left the chat
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The Walking Dead Texts
HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
