The Walking Dead Texts

Four

Carl has started a group chat

Carl: Ecchi till I die all these lolis call me senpai

Carl: Rubbing on her thighs she stay wet for her senpai

Carl: Shawty so kawaii and would die for her senpai

Daryl: Ride and watch hentai all the time with senpai

Sasha: My soul is tormented by a succubus

Rick: Call her sis

Daryl: Panstu drippin from the way I spit

Carl: Fell in love with this

Carl: Sis con music now she in my grips

Enid: Yo how do you guys know this song

Enid: especially Rick and Daryl...

Sasha: Wanna take a sip

Rick: Of her onii san's essence

Daryl: No questions asked

Rick: Always let onii smash

Enid: okay shut up now

Sasha: Trying up my sis con team

Carl: Get a foot off in your ass boooy

Enid: SHUUSSSH

Carl: I ain't talkin bout that DOA

Enid: HEEEY HOOEEEES SHUUUTT UUPPP

Sasha: But shawty's jiggle physics on the level of Ayane mane

Enid: SHUT TF UP OR ILL GET MICHONNE AND SHE'LL ACTUALLY CHOP DARYL'S DICK OFF THIS TIME

Daryl: jeez fine

Carl: hoe

Enid: shush

Sasha: .....

Sasha: oh shit

Rick: yeahh????

Sasha: Everyone look out your window and tell me what you see

Carl: trees

Daryl: alexandria

Enid: ..Tara..

Rick: Tara...uh Sasha why the hell does she have a gun?????

Sasha: Jeez Rick, like women know everything there is to know

Rick: sry

Rick: but does anyone know why she would have a damn gun??!!!!

Carl: Uh dad..?

Rick: yeah boi?

Carl: she's heading right towards the house

Carl: thank god im not there!...i mean wut...

Rick: SHIT SHES SHOOTING AT THE DOOR

Enid: oh shit

Daryl: haha bitch thats what you get for being...well, a bitch

Rick: OH SHIT SHES IN THE HOUSE

Rick: SHES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY BEDROOM DOOR IM UNDER THE BED

Rick: I DONT THINK SHE KNOWS IM HERE THOUGH

Rick: ...

Rick: Sup assholes

Daryl: Rick?

Rick: Nah, its Tara. Imma just cut straight to the case...I want my own phone, but when Rick got them he completely ignored me. So imma raise hell if I dont get mah own phone, and I'll possibly shoot a bitch.

Carl: I think in my dad's closet he has like 3 spare phones so uh...check there.

Rick: Great, gracias puta! PEACE.

Daryl: uhhh...what the hell just happened tho..?

Tara: Daryl you smol salad you never know what's going on do you?

Carl: Oh okay so just break into my house and steal a phone while threatening my dad's life...TOTALLY cool with that.

Tara: Wait...

Tara: Rick why are there like 40 bags of weed in your closet?

Rick: stfu ITS NOT FOR YOOOOUUUUUUU