The Walking Dead Texts

Ten

(originally i was gonna make carnid a thing but i just...*cries* I SHIP RARL SO MUCH MAN I CANT BETRAY THE SHIP!)

New message received from - Carl

Carl: baaaabeeeee

Carl: heeeeey

Carl: answer damnit

Ron: wuuuuut

Carl: so im uh...im in some deep shit rn

Ron: oh my god what'd you do

Carl: and this is like the most important thing rn so plz just dont tell anyone else plz no

Ron: um...the hell's wrong?

Carl: So uh...I know where Poncho is...

Ron: thats good, isnt it?

Carl: not really...you see...

Ron: oh no what happened

Carl: Daryl ate Poncho

Ron: ...HOLY SHIT

Carl: idk what to do cause if i tell glenn then i dont think he'll live he'll like die of shock and how much i betrayed him is gonna give him a fucking heart attack

Carl: and then there's Daryl...Glenn's gonna kill Daryl in a very fucked up way when he finds out

Ron: I dont know how i can really be of help

Ron: maybe you should just say that you saw Poncho livin it up with a chick squirrel and he's in a better place

Carl: but hE'S INSIDE DARYL'S STOMACH HOW IS THAT A BETTER PLACE

Ron: you want me to tell Glenn?

Ron: i wont mention you or Daryl

Carl: omfg you'd sacrifice your life for me??

Ron: thats not really...what?

Carl: if you say it for me then your basically sacrificing yourself for me. you know how much Glenn loves Poncho, he'll kill you

Ron: loved***

Carl: nows nOT THE TIME FOR CORRECTIONS YOU DORK THIS IS SERIOUS

Ron: i like how you call everyone else stuff like 'asshole' and 'bitch' but with me the most you can do is 'dork' like yeah its kinda cute but i thought you were a man throw a real insult at me

Carl: first of all, im not insulting you, you're not anything beyond a jerk (most of the time). second, IF UR GONNA TELL GLENN TELL HIM NOW

Ron: okay okay. ily

Carl: ily2 now go out there n tell him and plz dont die in me

Ron: IN??

Carl: shit ON****** now go!