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The cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever

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Thirty Nine

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by TriniDaTron

by TriniDaTron

Carl has started a group chat

Carl: hey bae

Ron: what

Carl: you still mad

Ron: about what

Carl: about me flipping out

Ron: i dont know what your talking about

Carl: ...wrong your

Ron: ignore it

Carl: oh come on

Ron: nope

Carl: i just wanted you to eat it

Ron: well how am i supposed to eat it wHEN IT TASTES LIKE SHIT

Ron: I CANT CARL, I CANT

Carl: IM NOT PERFECT OKAY?

Ron: I KNOW YOU ARENT BUT HOW CAN YOU FAIL SO BAD AT PIZZA ROLLS

Carl: I READ SOMEWHERE THAT YOU HAD TO PUT STUFF INSIDE IT

Ron: OMFG THAT'S WHY IT WAS STUFFED WITH OTHER FOODS???

Carl: LOOK IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW BUT IF ANYTHING YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE APOLOGIZING

Ron: ...nuh uh

Carl: yeah, you shouldn't insult my cooking like that. at least i tried.

Ron: i guess you're right

Carl: so...?

Ron: promise that you'll improve your terrible cooking skills?

Carl: Ron don't be a hoe

Ron: sorry, but promise me you'll fix your sh***y cooking

Ron: better?

Carl: sure. i promise

Ron: thanks. im sorry i was such a b***h to you

Carl: you didnt need to censor that one

Ron: why?

Carl: because its the truth

Carl has left the chat

Ron: damn

Ron: he's a bitch, but he's my bitch

Ron: thats what counts

Ron has left the chat