Glenn has named this chat group Main Hoes
Glenn: yo guys Maggie literally packed her shit and walked tf out like 'bye bish'
Rick: she's been gone for like 4 days what the fuck did your stupid ass do Glenn
Glenn: shut tf up you hoe
Glenn: and ill have you know that it was HER fault in the first place, she got rid of Poncho
Daryl: oh yeah Rick, you never found out why Maggie left
Rick: wait SHE LEFT??!!! LIKE FOREVER??!!!!!!!
Glenn: the fuck no bitch she just left for a week to search for Poncho cause she threw my poor baby out our bedroom window
Rick: what was Poncho again? raccoon, possum?
Daryl: you dumb bitch Glenn wouldnt have come out of the woods if he found one of those. his little bitch ass would be well dead by now. it was a squirrel
Glenn: ...your mean...
Rick: oh shit DARYL HES CRYING NOW
Daryl: why r u over there?! were you waiting for Maggie to leave so you could have a little Rick and Glenn time..?
Rick: GOD DAMNIT CANT A MAN JUST GO OVER TO HIS FRIENDS HOUSE AND EAT BREAD
Daryl: rly tho? bread?
Glenn: WE'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC HERE!!
Glenn: hey prick where's ur bastard of a son?
Rick: wow so your a huge bitch
Rick: WAIT THAT REMINDS ME HANG ON ILL BE BACK
Rick has left the chat
New message received from - Prick
Prick: HEY CORAL
Carl: omg what dad
Prick: I SWALLOWED SOME FOOD COLORING
Prick: I THINK I DYED A LITTLE INSIDE
Carl: I hate you plz hand me the bleach
Prick: I DYED A LITTLE INSIDE CORAL!!!
Prick has left the chat
Rick has joined Main Hoes
Rick: guess who's back, back, back
Daryl: back again, gain, gain
Glenn: Rick is back, back, back
Rick: Tell
Daryl: A
Glenn: Friend, friend, friend
Glenn: wait daryl it's not gain u stupid fuck
Daryl: ;_; everyone makes mistakes
Daryl: so what did you do to Carl
Rick: hang on..
Rick:
R - HEY CORAL
C - omg what dad
R - I SWALLOWED SOME FOOD COLORING
R - I THINK I DYED A LITTLE INSIDE
C - I hate you dad pls no
R - I DYED A LITTLE INSIDE CORAL!!!
Glenn: oml what have i just witnessed
Glenn: ...
Rick: uhh...Glenn's just staring out the window with tears streaming down his face
Rick: im concerned
Daryl: should we call someone?
Rick: i dont know what to do like im smacking him rn and hes emotionless
Daryl: get a frying pan
Rick: ...
Rick: HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY HIT HIM AND HE JUST IGNORED IT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING IM SO WORRIED RN WHAT DO I DO DARYL?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!!!?!!!!!!!!!
Daryl: SHIT IDK WHAT TO DO EITHER SHIT SHIT SHIT
Rick: SHOULD WE CALL SOMEBODY?? WHO DO I CALL
Daryl: GHOST BUSTERS IDK I'LL GET DENISE HANG ON DADDY'S COMING TO THE RESCUE
Rick: you know what's funny
Rick: I've heard him accidentally call you daddy before
Daryl: oh well mAYBE I DON'T NEED TO GET HELP
Rick: NO I'M SORRY COME BACK
Daryl: I'LL NEVER LET GO JACK
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HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
