The Walking Dead Texts

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Rick has started a group chat

Rick: hay

Rick: what no i meant gay

Rick: NO

Rick: how to type on bones

Carl: dad wtf

Maggie: Rick I still don't really know why we've all got phones...and how the hell do we have wifi..

Rick: I thought this would help us communicate dora

Maggie: where did dora come from

Carl: her mother's vagina

Daryl: EVER SINCE YOU GOT THE PHONES CARL HAS SUCKED ASS

Rick: the hell do you mean daryl

Daryl: ever since you got him the phone he locked himself in his room and i guess he realized he never got the chance to be a normal weird teen so i bet you all $30 that hes looking up porn with one hand while hes got his other hand down his pants and i bet you all another $10 that he thinking of Enid while jerking himself

Carl: HOLY SHIT DARYL

Enid: WOAH WOAH WOAH JUST BECAUSE UR LONELY ASS CANT GET ANY LOVE DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO TALK SHIT ABOUT ME N CARL AND IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM THEN ILL TAKE MICHONNES SWORD N CHOP UR DICK OFF SO EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO GET A GIRL IN UR BED YOU CANT DO SHIT AND YOULL CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE LSKJGSLDKGHDILHKSLDKGHDLKFGHDFGKJFH

Daryl: DAAAMMN BITCH CHILL

Carl: to be clear...WE ARENT A THING DERYL

Rosita: yo my notifications keep goin off n its so annoying SHUT TF UP PUTAS

Maggie: me n rick just took michonnes sword ENID NOWS YOUR CHANCE HURRY BEFORE SHE NOTICES DSLKHGSDGKJH

Michonne: Hey guys I'm going on a run someone needs to watch Judith while I'm gone (aka rick)

Maggie: Speak of the devil

Michonne: ...WHAT.

Michonne: THE.

Michonne: HELL.

Rosita: daaamn i might just stay

Sasha: Same girl

Michonne: WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE HOES TOOK MY DAMN SWORD

Rick: toe

Rick: damnit no

Carl: nope

Daryl: no

Sasha: lol no

Rosita: no

Maggie: no sry

Enid: Hi how ya doin

Michonne: oh hell nah

Enid: before you freak out n break shit i will just say that it was for a good cause

Michonne: THE FUCK YOU MEAN ENID

Enid: i was gonna use it to chop daryl's dick off

Michonne: All is forgiven.

Daryl: WTH MICH

Michonne: Enid gimme my sword back Daryl needs to learn a lesson for calling me that stupid ass nickname

Enid: sure gurl

Daryl: OH HEEEELLLLLLLLL NOO

Daryl: SHIT SHES RUNNING AFTER ME

Daryl: SHE KNOWS WHERE IM HIDING SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIIIIIIITTTT

Daryl: SHES AT MY DOOR SOMEONE PLZ SEND HELP

Daryl: ENID MICHONNE CARL AND ROSITA ARE ATTACKING ME WTF YOU LITTLE TRAITORS

Rosita: This is what you get you bitch

Carl: Damn right

Enid: Hell fuckin yeah boi

Michonne: HOLD HIS ARMS N LEGS DOWN IM GOIN FOR THE DDDD

Maggie: wow r u guys tryna rape the poor homo sapien

Rick: sounds an awful lot like rape to me

Michonne: shhh or ill cut you bitches

Maggie: oh...*that voice* oh

Rick: Michonne all you gotta do is drop the...you know what i wanna keep my baby maker sorry Daryl

Rosita: HOLY SHIT

Maggie: OH NO WHATS WRONG

Rosita: DARYLS ACTUALLY CRYING IM LSKGJSLKFGHDFLJGDLFGDKFJG

Carl: LIKE IVE NEVER SEEN HIM CRY

Enid: holy shit sorry Daryl

Michonne: YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON BITCH?

Daryl: YES.

Michonne: YOU EVER GONNA CALL ME THAT DUMB ASS NICKNAME AGAIN?

Daryl: NO I PROMISE JUST PLEASE LEAVE MY PACKAGE ALOOONE!!!

Carol: You mean those 2 inches?

Enid: He told you that in confidence Carol

Sasha: Damn Carol first appearance and you roasted tf outta him

Daryl: gonna go die in a hole bye traitors

Daryl has left the chat