Carl has started a group chat
Carl: WHERE'S RON
Glenn: why did you feel the need to put an apostrophe there
Carl: RON
Glenn: so weird
Carl: WHERE ARE YOU
Ron: CARL PLEASE I DIDN'T MEAN IT
Rick: what did you do ron
Carl: COME HERE RIGHT NOW
Carl: RON
Ron: I WON'T DO IT AGAIN
Glenn: whats up with gays and apostrophes
Rick: hey now they might be offended
Carl: BITCH I SAID GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE
Carl: IM COMING UP THE STAIRS
Ron: NO CARL DON'T
Glenn: theyre too focused on each other to care about what we say
Glenn: anyways...gays are so weird
Rick: hang on i gotta go...do stuff n thangs
Rick has left the chat
Carl: ...
Carl: WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED RON
Ron: IM BUSY
Carl: WTF WHY DO I SMELL FOOD
Carl: WHY
Ron: becAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD TACOS IN A LONG TIME SO I'D RATHER EAT TACOS THAN UR @$#@=
Carl: I MADE YOU FUCKING FOOD SO GET OUT OF OUR ROOM AND EAT IT
Glenn: since when do you cook
Ron: I WILL NOT EAT YOUR QWERTYUIOPLKJHGFDSAZXCVBNM
Carl: WUT U SAY?!!!
Ron: ...no
Glenn: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Carl: DON'T MAKE ME
Ron: o shit CARL PLEASE DONT
Carl: I WARNED YOU
Carl: BING BONG ON MY DING DONG, ASSWIPE IM A GOOD WIFE, JIB JAB SWIPE MY KNICK KNACKS, PUSH PAST IM A GANSTA BIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ron: the stupidity is killing me
Glenn: i love this
Ron: sk.3asernnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Carl: shit i think i killed him
Glenn: so whatd he do last time
Carl: i made him food and he took a bite and pushed the plate away and screamed "IM NOT EATING THIS PLATE OF SHIT YOU CALL FOOD" so i flipped the table and we aggressively made out but im still pissed about it
Glenn: thats terrible! can i help at all?
Carl: you sound like a concerned mother glenn tf
Carl: and im not really sure how you could help. its not like you can just make him like my food
Rick has joined the chat
Rick: ayyyyyeeeeeeee
Rick: guess what
Carl: what
Glenn: what
Rick: what
Rick: oh sorry
Rick: i got enid to hook me up with some broccoli looking thangs
Carl: whoreald****
Rick: they fuck with your taste buds and make everythang taste like rainbows
Rick: then they taste like shit after a couple hours
Rick: but anyways...
Rick: carl you want some so you can finally eat your shitty food?
Glenn: wow even your dad thinks you cant cook
Rick: i dont think it, i know it
Carl: YEAH
Rick: wow you really dont want to admit your terrible do you?
Carl: sure thats it
Glenn: oh god i cannot wait to see how this all plays out
Will Carl be capable to deceive Ron into making him take the broccoli drug? Will Ron finally not bitch about Carl's cooking? Will Glenn get to see how it all plays out? Find out on the next episode of...
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HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
