New message received from - Carl
Carl: Ron
Carl: Ron
Carl: Ron wake up
Carl: Rooon
Carl: Ron wake up come ooonn
Carl: WAKE YO ASS UP
Carl: YOU'RE LAYING ON MY LAP
Carl: I GOTTA PEEEEEEE
Carl: IM GONNA PISS MYSELF
Carl: plzzzzzzzzzzzz wake up
Carl: wake
Carl: the
Carl: fuck
Carl: up
Carl: IM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS I DONT WANNA PEE ON YOUR HEAD
Carl: OML YOU ROLLED
Carl: ...YOUR FACE IS PRESSED AGAINST MY DICK
Carl: IM GONNA PISS MYSELF WAKE YO FUCKING ASS UP
Carl: RUBBING AGAINST MY DICK ISNT HELPING
Carl: IM DYING OVER HERE
Carl: hey you remember when you shot my eye out
Carl: michonne wanted to beat yo ass
Carl: but I said "noh" and fell over
Carl: n you followed my dad who carried my bleeding ass to the house
Carl: you just stood in the corner staring off into nothing
Carl: how do i know this, you won't ask?
Carl: cuz michonne was staring yo ass down, she saw dat face of regret
Carl: OHHH MYYY GOOOOOOOOOOODDD
Carl: ;_;
Carl: I'M TRYING TO DISTRACT MYSELF BUT WTJWHEHSG
Carl: I CANT FUCKING HOLD IT ANYMORE
Carl: I'LL PUSH YOU OF THE COUCH
Carl: GET OFF OF MEEEE
Carl: YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS
Ron: jfdhndkghrgkj
Ron: ...did you just push me off the couch??
Carl: HOLY SHIT IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS GET OUT OF THE WAAAY
Ron: wtf is wRONg with you?
Carl: you were laying on my lap and i REALLY had to pee. either i pissed on your head or in the toilet like every other human
Carl: skm.43.ggfd
Ron: ???
Ron: The hell happened you screamed fuck so loudly
Carl: I dropped my phone and i swear Ron...
Ron: ...
Carl: it was THIS close to falling into the toilet
Carl: THIS CLOSE RON
Carl: THAT COULD'VE BEEN YOU
Ron: you...are the most confusing person ive ever met
Carl: you luv meh :)
Ron: hell yeah but seriously?
Carl: what?
Ron: you almost pissed on my head like what did i ever do to you
Carl: i mean i only have one eye so...
Carl: slow revenge i guess
Ron: hey Carl
Carl: Ron
Ron: EYE love you
Carl: you son of a bitch
Carl: *sigh* eye love you too
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The Walking Dead Texts
HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
