Glenn has started a group chat
Glenn: Heeey guess who's no longer extremely depressed and emotionally heartbroken as muuuch??
Maggie: Heeeeeey you're back!!!
Daryl: Its been like two weeks glad to see your back to your normal self.
Carl: How ya been Glenn?
Glenn: I'm not as sad about Poncho's death as I first was, so I guess I've been better.
Rick: good to hear
Maggie: Glenn, the baby's been growing. How far am I, 4-5 months?
Glenn: THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME BABE, I CAME UP WITH A NAME FOR THE BABY!!
Maggie: oh no...go ahead?
Glenn: okay so this name can be used for both genders....
Glenn: WHAT ABOUT THE NAME...
Rick: yo spit it out
Maggie: its like he's choking wiht his words or some shit
Carl: just like Ron, but not with words...;)
Rick: what?
Carl: what?
Glenn: PONCHO!!
Daryl: Oh uh...good name!
Carl: Great choice..!
Rick: uh coool
Maggie: Glenn honey, are you sure you should name our kid Poncho? I mean, you didn't handle the uh...situation very well. You were unresponsive for almost two weeks, and looking at our child and saying "Come here Poncho!" would just make you hug our kid to death crying because you missed a squirrel.
Glenn: wow maggs you really ruined the mood
Glenn: like i said a couple months ago...
Glenn: IM NAMING OUR KID
Maggie: NOH
Glenn: YEH
Maggie: NOHHH
Glenn: YEHHH
Rick: HEY COOORRAAAAAALLL
Carl: oh no
Rick: WHAT WAS HERSCHEL'S FAVORITE RESTAURANT??
Carl: dad plz no
Rick: IHOP CAAARRRLL
Carl: ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY HE LOST HIS LEG (THEN HIS HEAD) DAD WHY DID YOU MAKE A JOKE LIKE THIS??!!!!!
Maggie: DONT TALK ABOUT MY FATHER YOU LITTLE WHORE ASS BITCHES
Daryl: lol whore ass bitches? rly?
Maggie: stfu hoe
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The Walking Dead Texts
HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
