Carl named this chat group Hoes n Putas
Carl: Heeyyyy hoes
Enid: wow I feel so good after being called a hoe
Ron: bish I shot your damn eye out why we talking
Daryl: I ain't no hoe
Carl: wow such warm welcomes
Enid: well yeah Daryl knows he ain't no hoe, and I'm not either
Ron: wtf what bout meh?
Carl: ur a different, bitchier story
Ron: shut tf up one eyed hoe
Carl: you made me this way...except I ain't no hoe, hoe.
Ron: bitch
Carl: bitch
Daryl: lets play a game
Enid: sure what is it
Carl: what'd you have in mind
Daryl: who'd you rather
Daryl: basically, a game where you ask each player who they would rather do...but I changed the rules a little
Ron: oh god what'd you do
Daryl: you have to choose someone from our group, you know from Alexandria...and there will be rewards
Carl: REWARDS YOU SAY?
Enid: WHAT IS THEY????????
Ron: OOOHOHOHOHHOHOHOH WHAT???!!!
Daryl: who likes Carol's cookies?
Carl: ME
Enid: OSDFMDFODFFMDFOFMmeMFDS
Ron: OOOOOH MEEEE
Daryl: Well, that's the reward. If you win, you'll get 6 of her cookies, but to win you have to answer or you, good hoe, are out!
Carl: wow okay I guess Im in
Enid: yeaaapp
Ron: okay hit me with your best shot
Carl: that's what you did with me...
Daryl: Carl, who'd you rather? Enid or Tara?
Carl: SHIIIIIT
Enid: oh lord...
Carl: I dont know...uh.....
Enid: uhhhhh
Carl: damnit I guess Enid
Enid: damn, uh...
Carl: wow so awkward...
Ron: why do i get the feeling you guys are fuck buddies?
Enid: WOAH WOAH WOAH THATS NOT IT RON, WE'RE JUST FRIENDS DAMNIT!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!
Daryl: Okay then...Enid.
Enid: lord have mercy
Daryl: Who'd you rather? Rick or Abraham?
Enid: KJEHKFDFJGLHRLJGKJH IDK!!!
Enid: I mean I guess Abraham...idk I'll go with Abraham. I mean no offense Carl but yo daddys kinda ugly. I mean Abraham is kinda ugly too but idk I had to choose somebody.
Ron: daaammn
Enid: shut it
Daryl: Okay! Ron...hehehe...
Ron: wut
Daryl: Jessie or Denise?
Ron: OHMYSKJFHNRGKLJNFDKGJDNG
Ron: YOU DID NOT
Daryl: oh yesh i did
Ron: OML JESSIE'S MY MOTHER!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!
Ron: I...but Denise isn't very...
Carl: oh my...
Enid: What will he choose, I wonder??
Ron: Its just thoughts, its just thoughts, its just thoughts...JESSIE.
Carl: AND YOU CALL ME A HOE
Ron: LKSDFHGDKFJHGDFKJGKLGH
Enid: if you thought of it, then you'd do it. in this case, you'd nail your creator. WOOOW.
Ron: FUCK OFF! DARYL PICK THE NEXT THING PLZ HURRY.
Carl: HOE
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Daryl: and Enid, you are the wiener!!
Daryl: sorry I meant winner***
Enid: BOOM! Told you guys I'm not a pussy. I don't back down from SHIT...unlike Ron...
Ron: IM NOT CHOOSING RICK OR PONCHO OKAY?!?!?!?!!
Carl: And im not fucking Sam or Ron...too much for me to handle...
Ron: YOU WANNA GO BOI
Carl: HELL NAH SHUT UP WE DIDNT WIN ANYWAYS ENID GOT THE COOKIES
Enid: Daryl, I'd like my prize now...
Daryl: You gotta go over to Carol's, she prepared those 6 cookies for yo ass...damnit now im hungry. PEACE OUT HOES!
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Carl: i feel like he got hungry when he said ass.
Ron: but Daryl's a little bitch, he doesnt get any
Enid: so what you're saying is...HE DOESN'T EAT THE BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES??!!
Carl: fuck this bye
Carl has left the chat
Ron: yeah byyyeeee
Ron has left the chat
Enid: oh
Enid: hello darkness my old friend
Enid: I
Enid: ship
Enid: rarl
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HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
