Glenn has started a group chat
Glenn: hey yooo
Glenn: yoooo
Glenn: hooeeess
Glenn: where everyone at tho
Glenn: i wake up and no one's home
Glenn: im WORRIED
Glenn: TO DEATH
Glenn: nah idgas
Glenn: hey! i-d-g-a-s
Glenn: id gas. I'd gas. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!1!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Glenn: i got a story for y'all
Glenn: Apparently in a small town somewhere in the USA there is a large factory that will only recruit married men. One of the local women, Brenda Davy, a feisty young lady, was angry about this and demanded to speak to the manager to find out why.
Glenn: Brenda demanded to know, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous....or what?"
Glenn: "Not at all, Ma'am," the Factory Manager replied. "It's because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."
Glenn: ...eh??
Glenn: good, right????
Glenn: Maggie needs to know how to obey orders and keep her mouth shut...
Glenn: I WANNA FEEL GOOD AND PROUD ABOUT THE STORY THAT I MADE SO COME ON AND ANSWER ALREADY OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL SKJSDKJGHFDKGJ
Glenn: KICK YO ASS BRO
Glenn: ILL USE MY CHINESE SKILLS AND GO ALL NINJA ON YA RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!1!!!!1
Glenn: where did you guys goooo??
Glenn: come on maaann
Glenn: ...mans...
Glenn: ...men...
Glenn: answerrrrrrr
Glenn: pleeeaaaasseee
Glenn: i swear to god maggie i'll go all lori and cut that baby outta ya
Glenn: ill take Poncho with me and together we'll rule the world
Glenn: so you better answer
Glenn: ...
Glenn: OH MY GOD A WOLF GOT IN
Glenn: IM BEING CHASED PLZ COME BACK AND SAVE MEHH!!!!!!!!
Glenn: PLZ ITS RIGHYT BEUIND MEEEEEE
Glenn: ITS...
Glenn: nice?
Glenn: OH MY GOD I GAVE IT FOODS FOR DAH FACE N IT LOOOOVEEEES ME
Glenn: IM CRYING I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE
Glenn: IM SO RELIEVED RN
Glenn: im gonna go hang with my new bestie
Glenn: bye nonexistent hoes
Glenn has left the chat
Rick: should we tell him we all went out for a supply run?
Rosita: nahhh, i got something else in mind...
Tara: mmm there's my girl with the good ideas
Rosita: mmm?
Tara: mmm!
Rosita: mmm! mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm! mmm mmm?!?!?!
Tara: yeah, sure bae
Maggie: ...is nobody gonna say anything about the wolf?
Daryl: i personally hope it kills him bUT YOU CANT ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT SO KADSJFSDFK
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The Walking Dead Texts
HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
