The Walking Dead Texts

Forty One

I question why I didn't publish this chapter, but thought I should publish forty-two.

Ron has started a group chat

Ron: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

Carl: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Ron: H TREE EGJGFFGHFSFHJ ???????????????????

Carl: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Glenn: stttoooopp

Ron: HUBUBA DA BUBA HAS HOLES IN HIS FACE

Carl: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Alpha: stop damn you

Ron: SKCKA BC JWJVHSHQJVJSQKGL WC S.A. HI :/ IFS

Carl: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Ron: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Carl: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Ron: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Carl: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Ron: SPONGEBOB...SQUAREPAAANNNTTTSSSSSSSSS

Alpha: u done?

Ron: yee

Carl: yee

Glenn: k good

Alpha: so we all know that you guys really wanna know my gender

Glenn: I think im gonna cry i never thought this day would China

Glenn: shit come**

Alpha: so that got me thinking

Glenn has added Maggie into the chat

Glenn: Maggie....it's finally happening

Maggie: oml is RON GONNA MARRY CARL

Carl: as much as we would all love that, no

Ron: ill get around to that

Maggie: IS MICHONNE FINALLY GONNA BEAT DARYL

Daryl: no thank god

Glenn: Maggie stop

Maggie: IS DESUS FINALLY A THING????!!

Jesus: omg all i was doin was spying but desus?

Daryl: I don't know how im supposed to feel about this

Maggie: WELL NOW I HATE LIFE

Glenn: alpha might finally reveal their gender

Maggie: WELL NOW I LOVE LIFE

Alpha: well yee but in order for that to happen y'all gotta do something for me

Maggie: ANYTHING

Glenn: okay

Carl: okay

Alpha: so I have three requests...

Alpha: one, desus happens

Maggie: im screaming

Alpha: two, Ron/Carl marries Carl/Ron

Ron: it was probably already gonna happen but oh well

Alpha: three...

Alpha: Jesus teaches me how to be a bona

Alpha: I meant ninja what the fuck is "bona"

Glenn: idk want me to google it

Alpha: idc