The Walking Dead Texts

Thirty Six

Maggie has started a group chat

Maggie: alpha you there?

Alpha: yo

Maggie: invite everyone you know to this chat and ill get whatever people you forget

Alpha: why tho

Maggie: just do it

Alpha: damnit why

Maggie: stfu ill tell you after

Alpha has added Rosita, Tara, Ron, Carl, Michonne, Rick, Jessie, Sam, Daryl, Enid, and Father Gabriel to the chat

 Maggie: holy damn thats a lot

Maggie has added Glenn, Jesus, Sasha, and Carol to the chat

Maggie: i cant really think rn if we're missing people lets just do it anyways

Alpha: do what

Maggie: bye

Maggie has removed Alpha from the chat

Maggie: EVERYONE LISTEN UP

Maggie: ALPHA ISNT HERE SO I SAY THAT WHEN I ADD HIM/HER BACK INTO THE CHAT WELL ALL CHANT "THE FUCK IS YOUR GENDER" SO ALL OF YOU DO IT ONCE FOR PRACTICE

Rosita: the fuck is your gender

Tara: the fuck is your gender

Rick: the fuck is your gender

Jessie: the fuck is your gender

Ron: no

Maggie: bitch I SAID YES

Ron: and bitch i said no

Carl: what the fucking fucker fuck is your fucking gender you fucking slut

Maggie: CARL SAY IT THE RIGHT WAY

Carl: the fucking fuck is your gender

Maggie: CORAL

Carl: make me

Michonne: the fuck is your gender

Sam: t h e   f u c k   i s   y o u r   g e n d e r

Sasha: the fuck is your gender

Glenn: the fuck is your gender

Father Gabriel: ehhh i dont wanna

Maggie: bitch do it

Father Gabriel: the kcuf is your gender

Father Gabriel: i feel like a criminal

Maggie: come on dont be a pussy

Father Gabriel: THE FUCK IS YOUR GENDER

Sasha: good job

Father Gabriel: I FEEL INVINCIBLE

Father Gabriel: IM GONNA GO PUNCH A GUY IN THE DICK OR TIE A STRING AROUND A BEE AND MAKE IT MY BITCH

Ron: OH MY GOD THAT SOUNDS SO FUN FUCK WHATEVER THIS WAS GONNA BE TAKE ME WITH U

Father Gabriel has changed their name to HOLY FUCK BALLS

HOLY FUCK BALLS: COME ON RON LETS GO BE FREEEEEE

Ron: FUCK YEAH

HOLY FUCK BALLS has left the chat

Ron has left the chat

Carl: i dont trust that weirdo with my bae

Carl has left the chat

Rick: we arent doing the thing now are we

Maggie: tomorrow we shall

Maggie: ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WILL BE EXECUTED

the fuck was this