Jesus has started a group chat
Carl: holy shit JESUS HAVE YOU COME TO TAKE ME TO HELL????
Jesus: bitch no
Jesus: thats not even what he does dumbass
Carl: hurtful
Rick: how do you have a phone
Jesus: im a ninja
Jesus has left the chat
Glenn: well that was weird
Glenn: guess whooooo
Maggie: uhh glenn tf
Glenn: no maggie, its not ur husband
Glenn: you guys were just talking to me
Carl: holy shit JESUS IS MAGIC
Glenn: no im a ninja damnit
Jesus has joined the chat
Jesus: im slowly taking over your phones
Carl: oml he's like a fucking virus
Jesus: glenn's is mine now
Daryl: guys this is glenn wtf how did jesus get my phone
Rick: bitch yOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS THERE HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW
Daryl: taken over nowww haha im a ninja
Maggie: HE REPLACED THE PHONE WITH A ROCK (btw this is glenn) HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
Jesus: jesus
Glenn: is
Daryl: a
Maggie: ninja
Carl: GLENN JUST STOP TALKING AND HE WONT TAKE THE PHONES YOU TOUCH ANYMORE
Jesus: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Rick: wtf
Daryl: i knocked jesus out, everyone has there own phone back
Glenn: yee
Jesus: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jesus: ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
Maggie: uhh
Jesus: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jesus: YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jesus: IM A NINJA I CANT DIE I TRICKED YOU I WASNT KNOCKED OUT IM INVINCIBLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Jesus:
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Maggie has removed Jesus from the chat
Carl: fucking finally
Carl: bye gonna go find my bae
Carl has left the chat
Rick has left the chat
Daryl has left the chat
Maggie: im bored
Glenn: ill get friends
Glenn has added Rosita, Tara, Sasha, Ron, Jessie, Sam, Carl, Carol, and Enid to the chat
Maggie: could've went without whoreald
Enid: fuck you too
Glenn: sorry
Enid: this will not go unpunished
Sasha: bitch tf it will
Glenn has removed Enid from the chat
Maggie: holy shit its been foreverrr
Maggie: how's my main hoe been
Sasha: good how's my main hoe been
Maggie: good
Ron: good
Ron: ...
Sam: my brothers a hoe
Carl: ron wtf
Sasha: well shit
Ron: i have been lied to
Ron has left the chat
Glenn: no damnit ur not supposed to leave we're all supposed to...idk party or some shit
Maggie: YOU ARE ALL HERE BECAUSE GLENN BUILT THIS CHAT
Carl: buuut jesus started it tho
Maggie: ...
Maggie: fuck u too then
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The Walking Dead Texts
HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
