Ron has started a group chat
Ron: Amanda's amend web mms them lofty pda handmade hash India trackside Tanghe gauge thermos Eubanks tv throw Southend whomever worldview Erica dieticians betch hah
Glenn: wth
Carl: um what
Ron: Idk I just clicked randomly in the little bar thingy and boom this happened
Glenn: bar thingy
Carl: the chat to get my life is a bitch I have to have a great taco bell and the butterfly effect is a great threat to the new phone
Carl: I did it too
Rick: oml
Rick: Hmdylm w :(jw shsheg
Rick: I can do it too
Glenn: that's not how you do it
Ron: your dad sucks Carl
Carl: says the king of suckers...
Ron: CARL
Rick: wow
Glenn: I don't care, I ship it
Carl: sorry, I just had to
Carl: forgive me?
Ron: ...
Glenn: oooh what will he say?
Ron: ...
Rick: when he waits to give the answer you know you fucked up
Ron: ...I guess
Carl: YAY I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU
Ron: oh I already know how you could..
Carl: ohohoohh dirty aren't we?
Rick: I'm so uncomfortable
Carl has left the chat
Ron has left the chat
Glenn: and off they go
Rick: Ron wants sum fuk
Sam: why did I join this chat
Rick: o shit
Daryl: waddup
Rick: Damnit if ur mom finds out about u reading this shit then I won't get sum fuk for a while
Sam: wait wut
Glenn: well your like five so a five yr old reading dis means WE DON'T GET LAID BY OUR WOMEN
Glenn: THEY DONT LIKE IT WHEN 5 YR OLDS READ STUFF LIKE THIS
Sam: fuk u I'm not five
Sam has left the chat
Rick: okay no one says anything to dah ladies, alright?
Glenn: k
Daryl: I don't get any so I think I might...
Rick: NOH DARYL WHY
Glenn: HE'S TRYNA GET BACK AT ME FOR HATING HIM CAUSE HE KILLED PONCHO YOUR SO DEAD
Daryl: catch meh first
Daryl has left the chat
Glenn has left the chat
Rick: ...wut...
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The Walking Dead Texts
HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
