Jesus has started a group chat
Jesus: HOOOLLYYYYY SHIT ENIDDDDD
Enid: yo
Jesus: WHAT HAVE YOU DPNE
Jesus: I CNA ONLY SEE LIKE, B LUE AND GRAY FOR SOME REAOSN
Jesus: FCUKKK, I CANT TYPE
Ron: enid what'd you do this time
Enid: he walked over to my house and told me he wanted to try some stuff n thangs so i let him try some stuff n thangs
Enid: he wanted it so can i really be at fault
Carl: i think
Carl: can i google it
Ron: no carl, just forget about that
Jesus: guys pls
Jesus: halp meh
Carl added Daryl into the chat
Carl: help jesus, enid gave him "stuff n thangs"
Daryl: oh snap
Daryl: hey bae
Jesus: OHMYGAD
Jesus: ITS MY BIG GUUUUYY
Daryl: umm jesus chill
Daryl: AH OY GOD
Daryl:
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Daryl: lkshgDHDfk
Ron: wtf happened
Jesus: NO IM SORRY I JUST WANNTES A HYG
Daryl: he just wanted a hug but it turned crazy and i was caught off guard and he tackled me with that (sexy) face of his
Enid: i dont even get paid for this shit
Ron: honestly i ship desus
Carl: same
Carl: wait that gives me an idea..
Ron: fuck
Ron: he attacked me with weird selfies
Ron:
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Carl: i remember that one tho
Carl: daryl came into my room and opened the blinds and i woke up like dat
Carl: wait what
Carl:
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Carl: i dont remember this one
Daryl: oh yea bye desus bout to do stuff
Jesus: IM GETTIN LAID TONIGHT
Daryl has removed Jesus from the chat
Daryl: bye hoes
Daryl has left the chat
Ron:
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Ron: all i could think at that moment was "beckeh lemme smash" and eventually beckeh lemme smash
Carl: guess what ronald mcdonald
Ron: what
Carl: imma show ur face after sex to dis peepol
Ron: no carl
Carl: YES carl
Ron: CARL AT LEAST SPARE MY LIFE UNTIL CHAPTER FORTY SIX
Carl: fine, you have been spared
Enid: i cant remember who you are
Enid: im too high to remember
Enid: wait how does that work
Enid: oh hay its a lil turtleee
Carl: enid NUUUU
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The Walking Dead Texts
HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
