New message received from - Daryl
Daryl: hey bebeh
Jesus: alright then heeey
Daryl: im bored
Jesus: yee
Daryl: k so ron and carl have nicknames for each other
Jesus: wait wut
Daryl: yea ron is daddy and carl is carl poppa
Jesus: but carl came up with carl poppa...
Daryl: in time, we will fix that
Daryl: anyway, we gotta give each other nicknames
Jesus: but i have jesus
Daryl: you need a new one
Jesus: hang on
Jesus: im looking up cheesy nicknames
Daryl: -_-
Jesus: jelly bean, peanut, goober, lumpkins, kitten, pudding, etc.
Jesus: basically just lovey nicknames
Daryl: imma start calling you...
Daryl: idfk, give me more examples
Jesus: wait what
Jesus: sorry i forgot what we were doin
Daryl: im calling you dipsie
Jesus: but...wait, alright
Jesus: k, imma call you......
Jesus: idfk act like a normal daryl
Daryl: alright..
Daryl: hi im daryl who ate a squirrel on ACCIDENT and seems constantly pissed about everything and really likes crossbows and has a thing for dick and dipsie and constantly wants to shank and hug people
Jesus: alright then
Jesus: gay
Daryl: alright then
Jesus: i was joking big guy
Daryl: WE FOUND IT
Jesus: IT JUST CAME OUT AND I THINK ITS THE RIGHT CHOICE
Daryl: wait a minute, big guy because?
Jesus: you're...big? and a guy?
Daryl: big in which way, exactly?
Jesus: damnit daryl
Daryl: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jesus: both i guess
Daryl: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jesus: DONT GET YOUR DICK IN A TWIST OKAY MY HANDS DID THEIR OWN THING
Rick has joined the chat
Rick: thang****
Rick has left the chat
Daryl: rly now
Daryl: dick in a twist?
Jesus: yea sure
Welp, I enjoyed this since Desus is amazing. I mean Rarl, in my opinion, will always be number one. But idk so yee.
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HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
