Carl has started a group chat
Carl: Ron
Carl: Ron
Carl: RON
Carl: ANYONE KNOW WHERE MY BAE IS
Glenn: Idk but I'LL HELP YOU FIND YOUR BAE CUZ I SHIP YOU TWO TO THE MAX
Rosita: wait..
Rosita: wasn't he tryna be a real man n fix whatever is wRONg with the roof
Maggie: o shit waddup
Carl: STFU MAGGIE, ROSITA WHO'S ROOF HE TRYNA FIX
Rosita: yo daddy's
Carl: ...which one
Glenn: I ship it
Rosita: THE ONE WHO DOESN'T GIVE THE SUCK
Carl: I'LL BE BACK
Carl has left the chat
Maggie: damnit Glenn's making weird noises cause he's 'dying' from the power his main ship is giving off
Glenn: OML
Rosita: boi no one cares bout that ship tbh
Glenn: first of all, I was flipping tables cause Ron fell off the roof n landed on Carl
Glenn: second of all...
Glenn: THE FUCK YOU SAY
Rosita: wait I see them now
Rosita: welp, they aren't hurt
Maggie: wut u mean
Rosita: they're having a make out session
Rosita: oml they're walking into the house almost tripping cause their sucking each other's face
Maggie: 10/10 best way to describe it
Maggie: ...
Maggie: I HEAR THEM MOANING I'M GREJWMWKEDJIJFGJRR
Maggie: I LIVE LIKE TWO HOUSES AWAY MY GOD
Glenn: just like the horny teenage boys they are
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HumorThe cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever
