The Walking Dead Texts

Forty Nine

Rick: yo we have a plan no one tell enid

Enid: whaT

Rick has removed Enid from the chat

Rick: better

Carl: better

Glenn: better

Maggie: y'all its not a fuckin snickers commercial s t o p

Glenn: why are you so rude

Glenn: wAiT nvm sorry hun

Carl: HuH

Maggie: nothing he just knows im super bitchy when im on my period

Ron: just saw this chat spamming casually so I decided to check it out and we're talking about bleeding from vaginas now? not surprised tbh

Maggie: yeah but its not that weird since its completely natural and normal and I think we should all be comfortable enough to talk about it, even if it is only a joke

Ron: okay mom thanks for the talk

Maggie: b i t c h f i g h t m e

Rick: yo we are CoMpLeTeLy off the subject lets circle back to the prank were gonna pull on enid

Carl: sounds fun but tf is up with you n the word "yo"

Rick: use proper grammar bitch i raised you better than that to be sucked into a hole of failures like your mother

Glenn: salty af, you good bro?

Rick: Nah bro it's horrible

Rick: we switched topics a g a i n

Glenn: WELL LETS GET TO IT BOIS N GORLS!!1! Rick, daryl and I have decided to get back at enid after the thing she did with the water balloons so we've decided to fill her nose with shaving cream while she sleeps so she'll wake up like holy fuck i can't breathe, layer peanut butter in her bra, and yeah I think that's it

Carl: i bet me n ron could come up with something better

Carl: i bet ron's fav turkey sandwich

Ron: hey

Carl: what

Ron: tf you can't bet with my food

Ron: m i n e 😒