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Enid: guys how do you feel about school being out

Carl: umm enid

Enid: ya??

Carl: we havent went to proper school in years

Carl: we dont have a summer break since theres like nothing to take a break from

Enid: oh sorry im high again

Ron: A D D I C T

Enid: F A G

Ron: yo thats fucking rude

Carl: but lets be honest both words are true; enid is in fact an addict and we are both fags

Carl: well actually im bi but whatever

Enid: guys i meant the other definition for fag not a male homosexual

Enid: BUNDLE OF STICKS

Enid: how am i doing so much rn

Ron: w h a t

Enid: i mean im multitasking a lot

Enid: like im breathing and blinking while walking around and using my fingers to text

Ron: yeah uh carl she types weird when he's high

Enid: did you just call me a man

Ron: no bitch it was a typo

Enid: AH iVe GoT a MaLe GeNiTaLiA nOw

Ron: but still like she pokes a letter with her index finger when shes high

Carl: so thats why shes so slow at typing today

Enid: girl dont make me beat yo ass

Carl: you heard her ron

Ron: guys i don't know if you've noticed but i have a dick

Ron: plus she was talking to your stupid ass

Carl: but I have a dick too

Enid: maybe ur just really feminine

Carl: ...

Carl: yeah maybe

Ron: hhAaAAa-

Short, ik. Sorry bout that.

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