You Don't Even Know...

Breast?

I swear, if this book gets more views just because of this part, I'm really going to have to question you readers! 😂

I promise though, there is some comedy of that sort, you dirtballs. 😝

It's been a while since I've told a story on here. I have a story for you that I've been meaning to tell you for a while now!

Back in late 2016, I remember my Dad went out to eat at a restaurant for dinner with his fellow workers; it was something hosted by his company. So my mom thought it'd be fair if she takes my brother and I to eat at KFC!

So, we go in and there's like four people waiting in line...Well, not a line. They were scattered about waiting for their food. This was great, because we didn't have to wait (or so we thought). We went straight to the register and ordered our food. It was a young, pretty girl (around my age). Of course, I'm in no place to flirt. One, my mom was with me; and two, I'm not looking anyway.

The wait was actually longer than we thought, in fact, the people that were standing around have actually been waiting for their food for thirty minutes! At that point, it's been ten minutes for me. The workers told us they had to fry new chicken, that was the first and only excuse I heard, but apparently the others complained that this was not their first excuse.

The manager finally shows her face and starts to move things a bit quicker, trying to correct her workers and such. I felt bad for the girl at the register though, she was like really in a mental stress, trying hard to satisfy everyone. Before she walked away to deal with my stuff, I sent a forgiving smile and told her to breathe. It's really wasn't their faults...well, the duration of the cooking chicken at least...Couldn't speak for the other stuff I wasn't there for.

Then the manager too also got caught up with trying to fry the chicken (because everybody wanted fried chicken).

When they were finally done, it was fifteen minutes to get our food, and probably about 40 minutes average for everyone else.

The manager realized how bad that was, so she started offering more to everyone's orders, for free. She started with the longest waiters, gave them another bucket to-go. Then started adding extra pieces to others, including me.

Now for me, being the last to get my add-on, while my mom and brother were sitting down at the table, the girl at the register asked me now, "What kind of piece would you like?"

I don't know why, I zoned out, and lost eye-contact with her (besides, a face like hers was hard to stare thoughtlessly at). I have no idea why it was so hard to select what piece I wanted, I already had a drumstick and a breast....What the heck, Armani?

It was a struggle to add the breast to my meal in the first place, since it wasn't a part of the original combo, so I didn't want to trouble her again.

But then she speaks, and I zone back in.

I hear her offer, "Breast?"

It was at that moment, that while I was lost in thought, I realized that my eyes were indeed in the direction of her breasts.

"Do you want breast?"

You have no idea what was going on in my head then. I just said "Yeah, sure," just to hurry it along, she had enough for the day...

I don't know if she offered me that because she remembered that I had a chicken breast-preference, or if it was because she noticed where I was unintentionally staring!

BUT THAT WAS SOOO EMBARASSING NONETHELESS!

"Do you want breast?!"

"SURE, AND I'LL JUST STARE IN THAT RESPECTIVE REGION WHILE I'M AT IT!"

Just perfect, Armani!

I hope I don't ever cross paths with her, because I can't remember her face that well, but all I need one day is for this pretty girl to approach me one day and be like, "Hey, you're the guy who likes breasts! Mine specifically, right?"

And I'd just drop dead. Drop dead and let maintenance pick me up during after-hours, because that's exactly what I'd feel like: GARBAGE!

😂

"Breasts."

I don't know if I can ever enjoy my favorite part of a chicken without thinking of that mental-strain of a day, hahaha!

*Any stories of similar situations you have had? Tell me in the comments, let's suffer in unison! 😃
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