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Hello ladies and gentleman, my name is Vincent McMahon, and I am the Chief Executive Officer of the WWE. I am here before you today regarding the decision to cancel WrestleMania LX minutes before the show began at 7:00 PM.
WWE Commentator, Michael Cole, stepped into the ring to speak with WWE Interviewer, Renee Young before the show began. Unfortunately, whoever was the jacka** that set up that area of the ring, forgot to reinforce the center of the canvas that was to be removed later on that night.
When Mr. Cole stepped onto the weaker area of the canvas, he fell through the ring and while trying to grasp onto something in his fall, Mr. Cole tore a larger hole into the ring. Thankfully, he is not injured, but the framing of the ring did tear off his pants in the fall...Mr. Cole requests that all reporters who have it on film or in photo, to please not publish it on any media platform, thank you...
Being that this canvas was supposed to tear at the end of the show, our delightful crew decided not to bring a spare canvas for the ring, so unfortunately we had to cancel the show and now the surprise to the fans with the special appearance of WWE Legend, The Underta-...
Uh...S***...
Uh...We will not postpone due to the upcoming scheduled sports events that are to take place the stadium, and pushing it further will conflict with our TV programming schedule.
I sincerely apologize to all of the fans who spent their money to come here, who have paid even more to reserve their seats, and who have travelled- from as near as driving across the street and from as far as the other side of the globe- just to see our show...
We are currently "in discussion" for refunds...
Thank you, and once again, we are truly sorry for the inconvenience...our crew will be replaced, immediately...
*Exits Stage*
(THOSE MOTHERF******S, THEY'RE ALLLL FIIIRRRED!)
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