bonjour • joshler •

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beep: aye yo josh my mans i'm coming over

dalldo: hey wait me too

dalldo: b pick me up

beep: k

mahtew: ʸᵉᵃʰ ᶜᵃᶰ ᶦ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ

pet: can y'all shit the fuck off im trying to sleep

dalldo: it's 4pm

pet: wow thanks i don't remember asking clockdick

wait guys no don't come over tyler is here remember

beep: TYLERS THERE

beep: WHOS TYLER

beep: FUCK JOSH HAS A BOYFRIEND CALLED IT

b i'm dating debby u fuck i'm not 🅱️ay

mahtew: he fuckin gay as shit and he don't even know

pet: PFFFF

dalldo: bren where the fuck are you

beep: at a fucking red light risking my life as i text you back

dalldo: good i hope you get decapitated by a truck

pet: ow

pattykake: excuse

pattykake: what's going on who's tyler

hello my name is tyler! i took joshua's phone i think he left shortly

mahtew: ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ !!!!!!!

dalldo: hi tyler

pattykake: aw he seems cute

joshua told me you're annoying

pattykake: nevermind

beep: tell him to fuck off and that he's a rat

is that an english curse word? joshua does not curse at all so he does not tell me these things

beep: what rat

hASSleY: GUYS

hASSleY: I JUST DRANK EXPIRED MILK WHAY DO I DO

hASSleY: since when did josh use punctuation