Incorrect Utaite [5]

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A/N: It's 3 in the morning, well then... Hope you enjoy it, thank you very much!

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uni_mafumafu : I'm not a cry baby

soraruru : ...Toy Story 3

uni_mafumafu : THEY WHERE HOLDING HANDS IN A FURNACE!

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kashitaro_ito : Tomorrow is garbage day

_amatsuki_ : I can't believe we have a whole day dedicated to you

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luzabs : Mafu, would you die for me?

uni_mafumafu : No.

luzabs : ...

uni_mafumafu : But I'd die for a bucket of ice cream in a heartbeat

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uratasama : Kashitarou-san, I think I'm allergic to Sakata

kashitaro_ito : What do you mean? Do you need medical attention?

uratasama : Everytime I see him, I get heart palpiations and my face gets hot, my hands get all sweaty and my stomach feels funny

uratasama : I think I should stay away from him

kashitaro_ito : ...

kashitaro_ito : I thought I was the only one! Everytime Amatsuki-kun stands close to me, my heart goes crazy. But when I ask Soraru-san, he looked at me like I was joking!

uratasama : I know, I thought I was dying!

_amatsuki_ : Kashitarou-san, please. We're dating

soraruru : Someone help them

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sen_senra : Nice hands, Maashi

shima_s2 : Uh... thanks?

sen_senra : I bet they'd look better gripping my

sakatandao : griPPING THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN

uratasama : Porn

(*Senra's username is too long so I change it)

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soraruru : Good morning! I'm at a wedding today

luzabs : Congratulations Soraru-san

soraruru : It's not me

kogeinu: Congratulations! Hope you're happy!

soraruru : IT'S NOT ME

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_amatsuki_ : Yesterday Kashitarou-san appeared in my dream. We were on a beach and he was desperately telling me "This cheesecake is awesome! Try it!" so I took it and it was seaweed

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ANKUosu : Hey Mafumafu-kun, can you recommend a hard game?

uni_mafumafu : Life.

ANKUosu : No

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