uratasama: I have this urge to do something stupid
sakatandao: I'm stupid, do me
uratasama: ...
sakatandao: Sorry, that was a mistake
uratasama: No it's fine. Also, I'm gladly accepting your offer
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soraruru: I love you
uni_mafumafu: Soraru-san, I know
soraruru: I love all of you
_amatsuki_: Oh my god
soraruru: I love this chatroom
soraruru: I love this phone
soraruru: I FUCKING LOVE MY WAIFU
soraruru: And cheesecake
_amatsuki_: Soraru-san, do you really love all those things or are you just trying to covering up the fact that you said you love Mafumafu-san in this chatroom where everyone can see it?
soraruru: I love cocaine
uni_mafumafu: Alright tsundere
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Pusu_kun: I'm never playing Sims with you again after you made an underground torture chamber
Nico_nico_Sou: But what else would you do in the Sims?
Pusu_kun: TAKE CARE OF THEM
Nico_nico_Sou: Unrealistic
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nqrse: I regret getting you blender for Christmas
neru_sleep: Why
nqrse: Because you blended waffles and just sip it out of your mug without even giving a shit
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shima_s2: I think my phone is immortal, it's been on two percent for literally 2 hours
shima_s2: Update: It's been 3 hours. My phone waited until I went to get a new charger to drop to 1%
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kashitaro_ito: You know what would be hot? Eating food off each other
_amatsuki_: You've not done the fucking dishes, have you?
kashitaro_ito: No, I have not
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luzabs: Mafu, I need your help, I've done something bad. Very bad
uni_mafumafu: Put the corpse on ice, I'm on my way
luzabs: What? No, it's not, why would I
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uratasama: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are
sen_senra: I...
uratasama: Actually it's gonna bug me if I don't
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shima_s2: What the fuck, people actually tell their crushes they like them?
sakatandao: What do you do?
shima_s2: I die? What sort of question
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kashitaro_ito: Great, I'm crying. You made me cry
_amatsuki_: Baby
kashitaro_ito: Not really in the mood for pet names, Amatsuki
_amatsuki_: No, I'm calling you a baby. I'm insulting you
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
