uni_mafumafu: Can I swear
soraruru: Sure
uni_mafumafu: F
soraruru: Go on
uni_mafumafu: I'm nervous
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_amatsuki_: I love bees and honey
kashitaro_ito: How come?
_amatsuki_: Bees are so adorable and honey just has that likable trait
kashitaro_ito: I totally get that! The taste and flavor, the thickness, the stickiness
_amatsuki_: ...
_amatsuki_: Are we still talking about the same thing?
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sen_senra: What do you take with you to protect against the ghost?
neru_sleep: A condom
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[19:32] Nico_nico_Sou: i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let's Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers
[11:55] Nico_nico_Sou: I got so high last night that I started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently
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shima_s2: Don't do anything stupid until I get back
uratasama: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you
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luzabs: My life is like a romcom except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes
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_amatsuki_: What do you call a person who has poor hearing?
soraruru: What?
_amatsuki_: I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO HAS POOR HEARING
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neru_sleep: I want to get a tattoo of a baby cow on my calf
luzabs: Are you kidding me
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sen_senra: Who ate all the cookies?
sakatandao: Ninjas
sen_senra: I didn't see them
sakatandao: No one ever does
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kashitaro_ito: Amatsuki-kun gave me a cake. This is why he's my favorite boyfriend
_amatsuki_: I'm your only boyfriend
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FanfictionWARNING This book contains cursing, violence, irrelevant character's trait, etc. I do not own 95% of the content. Credits to all users in Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, TV shows and Movies for the quotes.
